The First, uh, Lady is enjoying spending our money. It’s her due to freeload, you know, since her husband has done sooo much for us little people.
The funny part is that the details of her extravagance, coming from within the administration, no less, were leaked to a foreign newspaper.
Well, somebody’s got to report it. Our press is still in the tank, and also much too busy gearing up to attack Rick Perry.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 