Tag Archives: Michelle Obama

Mocking Mooch

Is this racist? Sure, any criticism of the Obumbles is, you know. And if you didn’t, the Legacy Media will make sure that you do by the time the national election rolls around in November.

Note the chunky left arm, worthy of a body-builder. This is the sort of thing, I suspect, that SOPA and PIPA ultimately would be used to censor. The Net is so, uh, gauche. Meaning free. For some people it is entirely too free.

Via Simply Jews

Lucky you don’t work at Roosevelt University in Chicago where you can be fired for telling a joke mocking illegal Hispanic immigrants.

$10 million vacations

The First, uh, Lady is enjoying spending our money. It’s her due to freeload, you know, since her husband has done sooo much for us little people.

The funny part is that the details of her extravagance, coming from within the administration, no less, were leaked to a foreign newspaper.

Well, somebody’s got to report it. Our press is still in the tank, and also much too busy gearing up to attack Rick Perry.


Most of what Mrs. Charm’s mother forwards me in emails is, uh, not very compelling. But this one is:

"Some employees are simply irreplaceable. Take [First Lady] Michelle Obama: The University of Chicago Medical center hired her in 2002 to run ‘programs for community relations, neighborhood outreach, volunteer recruitment, staff diversity and minority contracting.’ In 2005 the hospital raised her salary from $120,000 to $317,000 – nearly twice what her husband made as a Senator. Oh! Did we mention that her husband had just become a US Senator? He sure had! And he requested a $1 Million earmark for the UC Medical Center, in fact. Way to network Michelle!

"But now that Mrs. Obama has resigned, the hospital says her position will remain unfilled. How can that be, if the work she did was vital enough to be worth $317,000?

"We can think of only one explanation: Senator Roland Burris’s wife wasn’t interested."

From the Feb. 9 print edition of National Review.

Let the name-calling begin

It was bound to happen, after Rev. Goddamn America–with his white-rock, black-apple brain theory–surfaced as supposed "racial-unifer" Barry’s self-described spiritual mentor. Now that B. Hussein Ohhh…Bama is apparently (it ain’t over ’til it’s over) going to be the Dem nominee, supporters are already raising the notion that his GOP critics must be, you know, (whisper) "racists." That ticked off Katherine Berry of PajamasMedia and Electric Venom, and, well, let the name-calling begin

Angriest wouldbe First Lady?

Michelle, rapping with the brothers and sisters,complains about victims of moving bars and thresholds, and the evil "they" who would keep her and Barry from winning the White House. Can you say Amen? (Amen.) I knew you could. More on Barry’s "bitter half." Elect him and get her lectures for four years.

Mrs. Barry: Pie cutter

She’s no pie producer, that’s for sure. All she and Barry do is cut their pieces out of the big pie. Which is something she ought to be thinking about before she talks about cutting more pieces from more pies. Where’s Barry going to get the pies? Who is he going to force to make them? And how? Yeasty talk.