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Rule 5: Ashley Lawrence

President Pinocchio allegedly wants to ban these semiautomatic AR-15s. I think the illegal silencer is a movie prop as Ms Lawrence has appeared in horror flicks. (Although it seems [see comments] silencers are legal in Texas, in case you want to murder without making any noise.)

I say allegedly because President Pinocchio seems to know he has no chance of banning them. But it’s a perfect distraction from the bad economy and continuing high unemployment. Quick, look over there: gun control, assault rifles, gay marriage, war on women, etc…