Charles at Dustbury has discovered that the makers of Cheese Whiz have figured out a way to make the stuff without cheese. Whoop-de-do.
Back off, I say, those folks down in Port Arthur have to do something with all that petro waste they produce while filling your cars with gasoline. They can’t dump it ALL in the Gulf.
Besides, I do assure you from my very own personal experience, there’s not a 13-year-old boy on the planet who could tell the difference.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 