"Everyone bemoans the commercialization of Christmas but no one does anything about it, as Mark Twain famously didn’t say."
So Akaky Bashmachkin, of the Passing Parade, proposes a solution: instead of Xmas every year, how about making it every five years? Works for me, although Mom and Mr. Boy, the Christmas-addicted here at the Rancho, might strenously object.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 