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Kwanzaa: not what you think

I remember the annoying stories in the early oughts about this made-up holiday of multicultural nonsense mainly celebrated by white liberals. Fortunately I never had to write one. Little did I know that the phony-balony ethnocentric (read "black racist") looney-toons was even phonier and balonier than I realized. For instance, Kwanzaa’s "seven principals." They just happen to match the names of the seven heads of the Symbionese Liberation Army’s symbolic cobra. Luckily, Ann Coulter has finally set me straight. Yes, that Ann Coulter.