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More like New Jersey every day

Left Mr. B. with our favorite babysitter this evening and headed downtown to join Mrs. Charm at a reception for one of her old friends. It took almost two hours to get there in bumper-to-bumper traffic, creeping along the speedway MOPAC (Loop 1) at roughly five mph. Not a wreck in site, just beaucoup traffic in the pouring rain. Austin is more like New Jersey everyday. Except, thank G-d, it doesn’t snow.

Pig hunts

ABC News seems to have discovered the Brush Country’s feral hogs, declaring them rampant in Texas.

"A million dangerous pigs are roaming Texas soil, challenging farmers and devouring their crops."

The million in the lede becomes millions in the sub head. Now that’s excitement, if innumerant.

Well, they’re pretty much confined to the South Texas brush, where hunting services like Brush Country Bowhunting charge no kill fees on hogs, or, for that matter deer, javelinas (a smaller feral hog cousin) "& other varmints." As in Missouri, where hogs also abound, hunting them requires no permit in Texas.

But the real problem, which is pretty much statewide, is white-tail deer, which not only eat crops, but wander suburban lawns eating ornamental plants. Hey, ABC, do an expose on the deer problem, which not only plagues Texas but even New Jersey, way up there in your own backyard.

No? Ugly hogs are expendable, but Bambi is too sweet? That’s why we have a deer problem.