“The bad news is that North Korea can hit the U.S. with nukes. The good news is that they can only hit San Francisco and Seattle.”
My updated version: “The bad news is that, thanks to Wormtongue, the Iranians will soon be able to hit the U.S. with nukes. The good news is that they can only hit D.C. and Boston.”
Via Premier Betty at the People’s Cube, with my own addition.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 