“Change the path of the pipeline and have it run north from Laredo to Alberta, make the pipeline bigger and with windows, put a fast train inside and welcome all the illegals at the border for a free train trip to Alberta, They’ll love it way up north.
“One pol there is now demanding Canada provide $20,000 per person minimum income. I think that offer might even beat the free benefits we’re offering. What could be better incentive to large scale immigration than a very generous welfare state?”
I’m sure Wormtongue and his Democrat cronies can get behind this pipeline, but only if it’s rerouted from Laredo to Wisconsin. They’re after new Democrat voters, you know. Sending ’em to Canada wouldn’t work. They’d just have to bring them back.
They’re bound to like that minimum income idea, though. Once they figure out who will pay for it. Other than themselves, of course.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 