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The Russians did it

That’s how the Trumpet won, you see. The Rooskies hacked the election to keep the feared Hildabitch from becoming president.

It wasn’t her lackluster $1.2 billion campaign (to his mere $600 million one), in which she never once visited the battleground states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. It wasn’t her multiple email illegalities and the FBI’s on-again, off-again investigation of them. Nor even her multiple lies, covered-up obvious health problems and overall stupidity.

Nope. It was Russia!

UPDATE: Unless… All those mendacious federal statistical chickens of lowering unemployment and Obamacare progress finally came home to roost.

And Trump’s reaction? A bronx cheer. And more.

MORE:  The Dim news media, masters of fake news who fought him and backed her throughout the campaign, are now (just as you would expect) piling on.