I wish I’d known about this before Mr. B. starting walking. Just don’t tell the child protective agency:
"On Saturdays we strap sponges to his hands, knees and forehead so he can mop the kitchen and dining room floors. Sure he misses a couple of spots, but he’s learning quick that if he wants to eat the following week he’ll do the job right…Sure some people think its cruel and inhumane when they see the little guy working like a slave, but they normally quit fussing about that when I explain to them how I dust the ceiling fans with the cats."
A funny read for free. Via Miriam’s Ideas
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 