There’s the little matter of what to do after you pump four bullets into the chest of the would-be rapist/murderer. Call 911? Have your recorded “confession” replayed endlessly by the legacy media, damaging your right to self-defense, and shaming you for life? Au contraire. You need this book.
Via Instapundit.
UPDATE: Well, judging from the reviews at the link, particularly the first one, maybe not.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Dude. If I HAD to shoot somebody – meaning I HAD to kill him, because I don’t believe in shooting somebody for no reason, I am not going to worry about any consequences whatsoever.
The only reason to shoot somebody is to save life or property. If you have done that righteously, screw the consequences. Piss on the law. It is meaningless, in the final analysis. Hell, it HAS to be meaningless, look who is making the laws. The only real judge is your conscience and God, and if you are cool with those two, screw the rest of them.
In other words, I don’t need the book.
Oh, well, in that case, just be careful what you say when you call 911. Cause I can guarantee you the media will be interested and request a copy of the tape.
The mere fact that one needs a book like that even while innocent hints that some repairs should be made in the existing laws.
The pols who make a career out of making repairs in the law are the same ones who support gun control and do their best to deny or seriously limit right-to-carry. So it’s not likely they would help.
Besides, nobody can stop the media from getting the tapes for very long. Not without changing the Constitution. So some coaching like this book does is the best bet.
Ring-ring. ‘Police department.”
“Hey, this is JD Allen over here in old town. Is Neal there?”
‘Just a moment, Mr. Allen. Neal? Telephone.’
“This is the chief.”
“Neal, JD Allen. There’s a couple of dead sumbitches in my yard. Can yall send somebody over to pick them up before they start stinkin’?’
I figure it would go something like that.
jd
Works for me. Heh. (Course if that was recorded, you might regret the words later.)