Rule 5: Ashley Lawrence

President Pinocchio allegedly wants to ban these semiautomatic AR-15s. I think the illegal silencer is a movie prop as Ms Lawrence has appeared in horror flicks. (Although it seems [see comments] silencers are legal in Texas, in case you want to murder without making any noise.)

I say allegedly because President Pinocchio seems to know he has no chance of banning them. But it’s a perfect distraction from the bad economy and continuing high unemployment. Quick, look over there: gun control, assault rifles, gay marriage, war on women, etc…

0 responses to “Rule 5: Ashley Lawrence

  1. “Illegal silencer”? You might be surprised at how many states allow silencers, including Texas.

    http://www.nraila.org/hunting/issues-and-alerts/2012/3/texas-use-of-lawfully-owned-suppressors-while-hunting-legalized-in-the-lone-star-state-(1).aspx

    It’s all about supressing noise pollution. God bless those environmentalists!

  2. Brr… even her muscles have muscles…

    As for suppressors: good for Texas. I like when it’s quiet in the neighborhood 😉

  3. Dick Stanley's avatar Dick Stanley

    Quite a turn-on, those legs of hers.