“I’m scared. Very scared,” [Jacob] Lavoro said. “I’m 19 years old and still have a whole life ahead of me. Take that into account.”
Uh-huh. Not to mention the stupidity of making marijuana brownies and selling them for $25. Each? Doesn’t say. Surely this youthful idiot in Georgetown, just up the road from the rancho, is not a native Texan.
Must be a recent arrival, though unless he’s from Colorado or Washington, he ought to have considered the likelihood of maximum jail time looming for drug dealers in America’s unjust but longstanding drug war.
To the extent 19 year olds consider anything but their hairstyle (notice the photo at the link of his pre-trial hipster demeanor, considerably cleaned up for his courtroom appearances). I foresee a goodly portion of your “whole life ahead” being spent in Huntsville, Jacob. You won’t be skating out of this one.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
A whole life of stupid. Now part of it will be spent under courtesy of State of Texas. Not a lot of difference in this case. Pathetic.
“I’m 19 years old and still have a whole life ahead of me. Take that into account.”
Judge: “I have, and being young is fortunate for you in that you’ll be released at the early age of your mid thirties.”