“‘A wild eyed old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, D.C. [waving] an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my husband?” A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo, Hillary!”‘
Commenter David R, Graham at PowerLine Blog
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
That’s good, and so so true.