Monthly Archives: August 2018

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Rule 5: Angelica Oliveira

MAGA cap thief indicted

San Antonian Kino Jimenez? He was already fired from his bar job when a video of his theft went viral. Now he’s going to have to hire a lawyer to keep him out of prison.

“Theft of person is a state jail felony punishable by a minimum of six months or maximum of two years in state jail. Jimenez, who has no felony convictions [but multiple misdemeanor ones], would be eligible for probation or deferred adjudication if found guilty.”

Way to go, Bexar County grand jury! Justice at last.

Via Twitchy

Catholic joke

Why are there so few black priests?

Because they hear Father, Father twice and they’re gone.

Heh.

Bronco’s “ethics award”

The University of Illinois—where else?—gives Bronco Bama an ethics in government award. Talk about blindness…

“The university did not explain what Obama had done to earn the award — nor did it explain how Obama qualified after the IRS scandal, the Benghazi cover-up, or his own “boneheaded” deals with corrupt Chicago figures, among other ethical problems.”

Look the other way. Look the other way.

Via Breitbart

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Millennial confusion

The John McCain Memorial Wall…

…should be proposed along the Arizona-Mexico border—clintack at Instapundit.

Mr. Boy in Aggieland

He’s been there for the past week getting his dorm-apartment ready and scouting out savings on textbooks, sometimes finding as much as $50 off the list price.

Plus joining a fraternity, a big distraction that may prove fatal. He should be ready when classes begin this week. Good thing we held back on tickets to home football games. Might be problematic now.