But I didn’t protest because I wasn’t a piglet. But now the Musselmen are after Pooh. When he’s named Muhammad, that is, only the most popular name in every Muslim country. Just don’t be a gringo schoolteacher applying it to stuffed bears, ya dig? Or, better yet, find some more reasonable country wherein to teach. Pathetic.
UPDATE: Now the lunatic Musselmen want the offending schoolteacher executed. At least leave Pooh alone, okay? The bear of small brain is innocent, I tell you.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Yeah. Teddy bears do not come with Muhammad health warning, more is the pity…
Pity the poor woman didn’t have enough sense not to be there in the first place.