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Chicken Noodle News

I don’t know why anyone pays attention to CNN, not when they make it so obvious they’re in the Democrat party’s pocket. Herewith, a take-down of their latest propaganda piece on Ma Barker’s alleged “historic achievements.”

Love the snapshot of her. It’s so, uh, her.

Meanwhile, her double-standard treatment from Barry Hussein is drawing fire from previously punished feds who don’t have her, ahem, “immunity.”

Via Jammie Wearing Fools.

UPDATE:  Turns out the writer is a million-dollar bundler for Ma. Figures.

Getting ready for the bomb

Now that Barry Hussein’s toothless “deal” has guaranteed that Iran will get the bomb—and has even provided them the billions necessary to build it and its delivery system—it’s time to prepare for its arrival:

“What if a nuclear device were detonated in an urban area today? I explored this issue in a 2007 study modeling a nuclear weapon attack on four American cities. As in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the majority of deaths would happen soon after the detonation, and the local health care response capability would be largely eradicated.”

Appropriately, one of those four American cities is Chicago.

Via Instapundit.

Yes, rats can swim into your toilet

This article is no revelation for the denizens of Rancho Roly Poly. Been there, seen that.

When we got back from a long trip to Israel a few years ago, we found a rat in the master-bedroom toilet. It had severely scratched the lid trying to get out. It failed and died. Why it didn’t just swim back into the sewer we never knew. We flushed its corpse and back it went. Which is an excellent reason for remembering to always close the toilet lid, in case your mother didn’t teach you to do that.

It had never happened to us before and hasn’t since. Nothing surprises us now.

Via Instapundit.

Klintonerdammerung

Already a classic, whatever Ma Barker actually manages to do with her Top Secret emails. The ones she hasn’t already destroyed. My favorite line: “”If she did that much yoga she wouldn’t need to wear pantsuits.”

Via Instapundit.

Burning Jews alive…

…is what the Leftists’ precious Palestinians are all about.

“Israelis who kill Muslims are considered pariahs. Muslims who burn Jews to death are glorified as heroes. And there are many such aspiring heroes, eager for a Palestinian Authority salary funded by American and European foreign aid and a ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card dispensed by Obama and Kerry….

“But the world is only outraged when Muslims die. It is not outraged when Muslims kill. When Muslims burn Jews or massacre Christians, it shrugs and moves on….”

They want peace? They could have had peace yesterday. They don’t want peace.

Via Sultan Knish.

The Geriatric Democrat Party

“The insurgency against Queen Hillary (age 67), a person of modest gifts who married well, is led by a 73-year-old socialist, while Democratic Party leaders urge 72-year-old Joe Biden–a youngster!–to get into the race to head off Sanders’s challenge. This is actually pretty funny, and if there were any political humorists on television, they could have a lot of fun with the aged, over the hill Democrats.

I still prefer Carly.

Via Instapundit.

Hairdo

trumpbloom

(Click to Biggerize and read/watch/look/listen. Just click-er-roo!)

But don’t get me wrong. If Trump is nominated, I’ll sure as hell vote for him. I’d prefer Carly. But, shoot, I’d vote for a used floor mop before I’d vote for Ma Barker, that crooked, lyin’…

Trump may be lyin’, too. Carly may be lyin’, even. But there ain’t no “may be” with Ma and her gang of thieves.

UPDATE:  Trump implodes. Now there’s a surprise. Let’s all get on the outrage bus now.

More than ever I think the NY Dems threw him into the mix to embarrass the GOP. Not that they embarrass all that easily. I mean they took back the Congress and have done nothing they promised to do. A pox on both their houses!