Category Archives: Rancho Roly Poly

Gusty wind could promote ice

Weather Bell Analytic meteorologist Joe Bastardi says our wind of 16 gusting to 22 mph could make us more prone to an ice storm. If it continues as the temp drops to 24 tonight.

“Deep in the Heart of Texas, the hideous specter of the ice storm is rearing its ugly head. Since the wind is blowing while precip is falling, the heating of the air that occurs through the freezing process of water is negated by evaporation due to wind…The heart of Texas will be cold and unforgiving in this pattern the next 3-5 days.”

Hasn’t happened yet. But if it does, we may be off the air, since ice buildup tends to bring down power lines, or over-weight and bring down adjacent trees which fall on the lines.

Our Blue Norther approacheth

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Daytime temp started at 56 degrees this morning. Now, at noon, it’s 42. Our norther approaches. Good thing we have no livestock at the rancho to get under shelter. Only faucets to drip.

Even Mr. Boy, who usually joins his peers in wearing basketball shorts to school in the winter (don’t ask) wore long trousers this morning. Although not jeans. Jeans seem to be passe, here in our version of the Texas burbs. No kickers in sight.

Who knows? Tomorrow, when it’s forecast be in the 30s a.m. with rain and continuing the rest of the daylight hours (before dropping into the 20s overnight with only overcast) he might even wear a coat.

It’s a macho thing, presumably, though I have seen girls his age (thirteen) doing it, too. At my age I wear two layers when its only in the 60s. 😉

Things we miss about Israel

(A Reprise of a post from last year. Only a year? Seems longer. Or shorter.)

As Mrs. Charm, Mr. Boy and I return to Texas today (July 1, 2012) from our 10-day visit to Israel, here are some of the things (a few cribbed from this insider’s list) we’ll miss, in addition to my longtime blog-friend and host Snoopy-the-Goon and his family:

Diced cucumbers and tomatoes for breakfast.

An entire country slowly shutting down and settling into Shabbat around 4 pm, every Friday.

Seeing well-dressed young children on urban streets after dark, not always accompanied by an adult but apparently unafraid.

The generally friendly people who seldom failed to nod and say “Shalom,” very much like hearing “Howdy” in Texas.

The supply of beautiful women, with generous decolletage, neither of which ever seemed to run out.

Chez Stephanie B&B ski resort on the slopes of Mount Hermon where we stayed one night. Wonderfully cool temperatures after much lowland heat and humidity. It was late June, after all.

The brave young soldiers of the IDF, men and women, black and white, their automatic rifles slung over their shoulders at the mall and on the street. Even hitch-hiking, which they are no longer supposed to do.

Pretty sunsets and puffy clouds which easily rival the Texas ones.

The smell of eucalyptus at Bet She’an in the lower Galilee.

The steep, ancient rock path at Gamla which Mr. Boy’s encouragement (“just a little more way, dad”) finally got me up to the top without a heart attack.

The informal (“individual,” Snoopy says) way most Israelis dress most of the time.

Camel Crossing signs in the mountainous Negev Desert.

The thousands of prayer notes seeking help from G-d rolled up tightly and stuffed into crevices in the Kotel.

Ice cream on a stick for five shekels (about a dollar).

The funny way some of the lower-domination coins are larger than the higher-denomination ones.

The way drivers sat patiently, without honking, in an almost two-hour traffic jam in Jerusalem caused by forest fires whose smoke blanketed the main highway—but honked repeatedly in the hour-long jam caused by Russian PM Putin’s visit to the city.

Riding the Swiss cable car at Masada.

The hugely-generous buffet supper and breakfast at the Lot Hotel on the Dead Sea, and the colorful flowers in the courtyard at Gil’s Guest Rooms where we actually spent the night—even if the Wi-Fi had a poor signal and kept cutting out.

Those curious buttons on the tank tops of Israeli toilets: I finally figured out the difference between the two of them shortly before we left.

The round-abouts which make a lot more sense and are easier to use than the four-way stops in Texas, where no one can remember who is supposed to go first.

The juicy cucumbers you can eat like Popsicles without cutting them, one bite at a time.

Red-clay tile roofs on many residences and more all the time.

Roof-top water heaters which make a lot of sense in a country with so much sun. And would be smart in Central and South Texas, too.

Sparklers on restaurant birthday cakes.

The great thing about daylight savings time

The great thing about daylight savings time, which switched over Sunday morning, is that the digital clock in my Honda CRV, which I never reset an hour ahead back in the spring because I can never remember how to do it, is now correct. Whoo-hoo.

Other than that, tell me again why we need daylight savings time? Unlike Dr. Helen, I don’t hate it. I just find it annoying. Fall back is easy, but spring ahead is a real pain. And I have better things to do than learn how to reset the car clock. It’s easier just to remember it’s an hour behind. Until it isn’t. Again.

It’s fun to watch Longhorns football again

Although, in truth, I almost fell asleep late in the fourth quarter. But only because it was after midnight (that 3-hour lightning delay) and the Texas D was still “steamrolling TCU” as they had all night. Even when Case threw two stupid interceptions, the Frogs couldn’t capitalize because the Texas D simply wouldn’t let them.

Now doormat Kansas should be a gimme next Saturday and probably West Virginia the week after that and maybe OK State the following weekend and even Texas Tech on Thanksgiving. Baylor, we are told, is a powerhouse this year but in truth they haven’t played a good team. If they join the Horns in beating Oklahoma next week, it’ll be time to get impressed and, maybe, worry.

But even if that happens it’s fun to watch Longhorns football again. Something I haven’t been able to say since 2009.

White Shoulders

So I stopped at H.E.B. the other day to pick up a few things and also to get a flu shot and I was standing in line for the shot and I smelled some perfume that was very familiar, though it took a few seconds to remember why and what it was.

White Shoulders. A girl I dated in high school, more than fifty years ago, wore it. I asked the attractive, fiftyish woman who seemed to be wearing it if it was, indeed, WS. She said yes and how did I know. I explained. She laughed.

Said I have a good sense of smell. We all do, I think. It’s hard to find nowadays, she said. Not popular anymore. When did she start using it? In high school. Of course. Good luck finding it, I said. I’ll think of you when I do, she said.

Ireland bound

Mrs. Charm departs this morning for the airport and a day mostly in the air (Austin to Newark to Shannon) for eight days in Ireland with friends from Kansas City. They’ll be staying out in the country towns of Kenmare, Doolin and Dingle.

Mr. B. and I will be roughing it, eating Kosher hot dogs and cold cuts and him his favorite TV dinners and EZ Mac. In short, we’ll be glad when she returns, full of tales about the rainy, chilly Irish weather, no doubt. In September!

Did you know that Ireland shares the same latitude (53rd parallel north) as Lake Winnepeg in Canada? Also parts of Alaska? Yup. It is that many miles north. Hundreds of them north of Texas. No wonder so many Irish have emigrated to the US. They came to get warm.