Category Archives: Rancho Roly Poly

Mr. B’s clavicle

Mr. Boy has been playing seventh grade football this year. He wanted to be a wide receiver, after he figured out that he couldn’t be a quarterback. A star seeker. When he accepted his assignment as an unsung offensive lineman, I knew he was serious. Then they switched him to defensive strong safety.

Not so strong, as it happened. Yesterday, in his team’s next-to-last game which turned out to be their first win, he was hit pretty hard. He said the opposing player got his helmet under Mr. B’s shoulder pads. I saw him walking back to the locker room with a scowl on his face.

Since he’s going through puberty, a confusing time for a child, he often scowls and so I didn’t think anything of it. Until I got home and the phone rang. It was his coach who said Mr. B was injured, and in a lot of pain, possibly from a dislocated shoulder. I should come take him to a hospital.

We didn’t get out of the emergency room until after midnight. It was that busy. The ER doc showed us the x-rays. Mr. B’s collarbone is fractured, which could take six to eight weeks to heal. So he’ll miss the last game. But he says he’s going to try out for football again next year. Like I said. Serious.

UPDATE:  An orthopedic surgeon we saw this afternoon pronounced the fracture “light,” with the same healing time the ER doc specified but no need for any special brace or meds stronger than Ibuprofen. Mr. B., however, successfully convinced Mrs. Charm that he needed two days off from school going into the weekend.

In which I buy three books

Getting up early can be risky. But it’s what old men do. Our bladders control our sleep cycle, especially when we drink soda or water before bedtime.

Anyhow, this morning I was browsing Amazon and got intrigued by a book, and then another one, and then another one, and, almost… Amazon, so wisely, makes buying so easy. Fortunately, I finally realized what I was doing and stopped. For now. There’s always next time.

Play, he said

My fiddle teacher says since I’m mainly interested in folk music of various kinds and not classical of any kind,  I need to learn rhythms and songs, and save the technique practice for bits and pieces here and there.

Play, he said. Play through, even if I make mistakes. Get the rhythm. Dancers don’t care what notes you play but if you foul up the rhythm, they’ll stop and stare at you in hostility.

Skye Boat Song is more listenable than danceable (although it could be a waltz), but it’s a favorite. I thought this Scottish air was about Catholic Mary escaping the Protestant king. Nope. It’s about Bonnie Prince Charlie escaping to the Isle of Skye after his army’s losses to the English at Culloden in 1746.

Pretty song and fortunately fast enough at 105 beats per minute that my still wobbling bow doesn’t sound too awfully unpleasant. Sort of a nice, built-in vibrato, actually. You probably could even dance to it. If a little slowly.

And so on. On to Irish jigs and reels and hornpipes and maybe a waltz here and there. And aye, on the hornpipes, we’ll bring up the evening watch to dance, say I.

UPDATE: A friend passes on this engaging 30-minute BBC program on the Skye Boat Song, which was written in the 1870s, inspired by a similar Gaelic tune, and variously interpreted ever since. Worth a listen.

The grasshoppers are back

Not that they ever really go away entirely, but they tend to swarm in the heat and drought. And we’re going through a triple-digit warm spell that could last a while and, of course, we’re still pretty dry.

Haven’t seen more than a piddling few hoppers here at the rancho, but a fellow I know out in Red Rock, southeast of Austin down around Cedar Creek, who grows organic veggies for market, says they are “grazing on everything like a herd of a thousand cattle.” They have been even worse.

Plastic Army Men

My youth was spent without video games, the Internet, or even, for the most part, television. It would have been a lot more boring without these guys, and they almost didn’t come along in time. Plastic toys were not on my personal agenda immediately because they were expensive. Plastic being new, you see.

There were tin soldiers around in about the 1730s. Hollow-cast metal ones all painted and pretty became available in the 1920s. I first encountered those in the living room display (behind glass) of a friend whose father was a British army officer. Pricey, though. Too pricey for me and my friend to touch.

The plastic ones I’m thinking of first appeared on this side of the lake about 1936, though I didn’t see any until I was, oh, about nine (1953). They were all one color, usually green. But that was okay. I could use my imagination. I bought some for Mr. B. when he was about eight. Mrs. C. was aghast. She wasn’t sorry when he put them aside in favor of video games. I winced.

Texas flood

Waterfall at the rancho, where the ground is saturated after almost ten inches of rain this month. Hence when it rained again yesterday, this is what we got: a waterfall off the stone steps leading to the back forty.

Typical Texas drought buster: a flood. In the making, anyhow. Time will tell.

UPDATE:  The rain quit for a week. The ground is drying. The grass is tall, but there’s no more risk of flooding, much less another waterfall like this one.

Flying away

Mrs. Charm, Mr. Boy and I fly away early this morning for a 10-day vacation in the Promised Land.

No, not Texas. The one on the other side of the world. Israel.

It will be Mr. B’s very first trip out of the country; Mrs. C.’s third; and my sixth. See you again around July 2. Be good. Play nice, now.