Category Archives: Rancho Roly Poly

Monteczuma’s (Herod’s?) Revenge

It finally struck on the flight home from Israel. Approximately over Berlin, as it happened. Historically appropriate, you may say, though I assume they have toilet holding tanks on those planes. Although at 35,000 feet (the outside temperature was well below zero), anything released would be flash frozen before it landed.

Fortunately for me, the toilets on the plane were available when I needed one and it was soon over. This was after a week of enjoying uninterrupted Israeli fare, particularly the chicken and salads (heavy on the humus) that seem to be the national meal. Great trip, very memorable, thanks to my pal Snoopy the Goon and his charming wife, whom I hope to entice to visit Texas before too much longer.

Leaving on a jet plane

Takeoff is at roughly 6:30 this morning for the first (three-hour) leg of my thirteen-hour flight to Israel. I’m looking forward to the visit, despite the ongoing onslaught of rockets, mortars and deadly bus bombs from Israel’s alleged “peace partners” of the pathetic “peace process.”

But I’m not a good air traveler. I plan to sleep most of the way or keep my nose in the Kindle until the battery gives out. Then, if the electric plug at the seat doesn’t work for a recharge, I’ll switch to a paperback.

For once I may take interior photos of the aircraft, assuming that’s allowed anymore. I’ll find out. Fortunately, it will not be the usual cattle car, or aluminum cigar, I’m used to, but a wide-body Boeing 777-200. It seats nine abreast in economy with two aisles.

Still a two-holer, however, which seems awfully bold for such a long flight over an ocean. The first time I flew east over the Atlantic (or any ocean for that matter) was in 1950 when I was six years old. The aircraft was a four-engine Air Force C-54 Skymaster, with my pilot father on the flight deck. The second time was in 1961 aboard a Boeing 707 commercial jet, but it also had four engines.

So I’ll try to keep my mind on other things beside those two big kerosene burners out there, only one on each of the 777’s slender wings. Until I get to Tel Aviv and meet my good pen friend Snoopy-the-Goon in the arrivals hall.

I’ll do customs in English, so there’s no slipups. Then I ‘ll try out my new Hebrew language pronunciation on Snoopy and live with his groans and make the necessary corrections. I’ll email Mr. B. and Mrs. C. so they know all is okay. Who knows? I may even post a few things here at the Scribbler from Yerushalayim, Masada, or the Golan, when I have a minute. Certrainly will as the week goes on.

Otherwise, I’ll be taking a break here (except for reprising some oldies but goodies) until early April when I return to what Gen. Robert E. Lee once called the Paradise of the Texans. Have a nice spring. Hope the wildflowers are abundant where you are. Shalom and adios.

Wrangler’s phone pocket

It’s been so long since I bought a new pair of Wrangler Cowboy Cut jeans (regular fit, if you must know) that when I bought two the other day, I discovered they’ve made a modern update.

The ancient, little “change pocket” sewn into the top of the deeper right-hand front pocket used to be just the size to carry quarters or dimes in—even a small pocket knife. Now it’s deep and wide and called a “phone pocket.”

Sure enough, a cell phone tucks right in there, eliminating the need for a phone holster or some other such gizmo on the belt to get snagged on things—like saddles and barbed wire fences. Yippee ki-yay.

Finally, spring is on the way

Supposed to be highs in the 70s and lows in the 50s all week.Time to start looking for Bluebonnets. The Central Texas winter is finally over and spring is finally on the way. Just another week or so and it will be here en toto.

Kol HaKavod!

RVs and cold don’t mix

Now that it’s back down in the teens again tonight at the rancho, I can better identify with these RV problems in North Texas: frozen water tank, dead space heaters, and ice on the windows.

A propane heater and Weller bourbon seems to have helped, though. Here, well, EMS cataloged 233 ice incidents today, mostly traffic accidents but also some falls with broken hips and head injuries. Me? I’m curled up with a good book, Peter Hamilton’s space opera Judas Unchained.

Colder than a Dallas woman’s heart

We have a thin covering of ice and snow at the rancho where it’s 22 degrees F.

Austin’s deep freeze

A second night of temps falling into the teens ahead, after having not gotten out of the mid-twenties all day. The elephant ears at the rancho have turned black and fallen on the ground, just like last year. Likewise the plumbago and the turk’s cap.

They’ll all grow back, they always have before. At least we’re not facing this blizzardification happening elsewhere, though the link is in Wisconsin, where they actually have radiators (and probably need them). But there are snow flurries in our forecast for Thursday night into Friday morning. Then, true to form, warming into the fifties on Saturday and Sunday. Come on, spring!