Category Archives: Scribbles

Christ’s Mass

Mr. B. frequently comes out of school in the afternoons perturbed at his imprisonment rather than elated that the confinement is over for another day. Today he grumbled that he wished he didn’t have one more day until Christmas break began. But he does. Nevertheless, after delaying the start of his homework for so long that I began to think he’d given up on doing it, he pitched in and got it all done, including  his weekly book report and begging me to help him learn the twenty-five spelling words for tomorrow’s test. On the list were such toughies as Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and, lo and behold, Christmas. Surprisingly, he had the first two down cold, but he kept stumbling over the big C, spelling it c-h-i-r-s-t-m-a-s until I told him to remember that it was originally about a Roman Catholic mass for the birth of Jesus who was called the Christ, c-h-r-i-s-t, with mass at the end, minus one s. After that he got it. Thank goodness we both get a break from school after tomorrow.

Faking hate crimes

Now the conservatives are doing it. Face it, as John Leo says, everybody on campus likes to have an occasional uproar that spawns solidarity meetings, demos with pithy signs and arm-in-arm songfests. Why should the quasi-religious and divisive diversity crowd hog the spotlight all the time?

Via Instapundit 

Seeing the Virgin in a tortilla

Some folks will go to extraordinary lengths to be terrified. Especially when it comes to politics. Sorry friends, but Huckleberry is just a schmoo who wants, among other not-very-original things, to ban smoking nationwide. Otherwise, like most preachers, he’s pretty harmless. Besides he has zero chance of being nominated. You heard it here first.

UPDATE:  I still think this "cross" business in Huckleberry’s ad is on par with seeing the Virgin of Guadalupe in a tortilla. But, apparently, some serious people see the cross thingie, too. Or, at least people who used to be considered serious.

Norad vs. Santa

What if a belligerant Santa failed to file a flight plan? What if Norad checked him out and he shot down one of their patrol planes? I’m sure you can imagine what would happen next. Though you might find it odd that the patrols are made up of F-15 Strike Eagles. Why, they’re all supposed to be grounded.

Have a merry, merry…

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Ho, ho, ho. 

Lady with a gun

The woman who shot down the wouldbe mass murderer Sunday at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs is being described by the MSM, rather clumsily, as a "volunteer security guard," whatever that is. In her case it’s a church member licensed to carry, obviously. And about time one of these wise guys was gunned down by a fast-acting, armed citizen. Leave it to the media to obscure any truth it doesn’t like to confront. Good shootin’, hon.

Via Instapundit 

Tough love vs spanking

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Sometimes the forwarded email of the day just hits the spot.