Category Archives: Scribbles

The advantages of raising children

I wish I’d known about this before Mr. B. starting walking. Just don’t tell the child protective agency:

"On Saturdays we strap sponges to his hands, knees and forehead so he can mop the kitchen and dining room floors. Sure he misses a couple of spots, but he’s learning quick that if he wants to eat the following week he’ll do the job right…Sure some people think its cruel and inhumane when they see the little guy working like a slave, but they normally quit fussing about that when I explain to them how I dust the ceiling fans with the cats."

A funny read for free. Via Miriam’s Ideas

Poor Piglet

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The Soviets used to airbrush formerly acceptable, henceforth undesirable people out of their official photographs. In Qatar, sensitive Muslims prefer straight-up vandalism. They use magic markers to eliminate Pooh’s friend Piglet from children’s books in a Saudi chain’s bookstore. Piglet’s crime? He’s a pig. Next up: vanishing pork recipes in cookbooks.

Via Mystic Chords 

The mind is a terrible thing…

…to waste, as they say, although I was thinking of another angle. How many gigabytes, etc., in there in that impossibly wet architecture? An idea I got here from Ligneus at Spiced Sass. I tried registering to leave a comment but the site won’t allow it, for some reason. Perhaps he has turned the function off. That would be nice, to turn the mind off. He calls his post Mental Bric A Brac. Reminds me of last night’s reading to Mr. Boy from the last third of "The Goblet of Fire." Dumbledore plucks his intrusive, older memories out of his temple on long, silvery threads with his wand and puts them in the Pensieve for storage–in 3-D, full-color with audio. Wish I could do that. One of the hard things about aging is that delightful current memories take a backseat to more problematical older ones which increasingly march forward as the years go by. Pity, really. Lots of clutter in there from growing up a military brat and moving about every two years, sometimes more often. Add in combat in a war, too many love relationships before, during and after, and it all gets very murky, stimulating odd night dreams and off-topic daydreams. As I say, the mind is a terrible thing…

Via Just Muttering by Myself 

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We surrender

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Open mouth, insert foot

Democrat Senator and soon-to-be presidential candidate Joe Biden–he of the carefully-combed thinning hair–says of his colleague Barack Obama:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

I presume the MSM, which has been pretty nice to this clown since Biden’s last presidential run, in 1988, ended in plagiarism charges, will let this go. After all, they helped whitewash the braggart soldier. But, really now, the first mainstream African-American who is "articulate" and "bright" and "clean"(!).

Joe Biden. Shallow. Stupid. Racist. 

Via In From The Cold 

UPDATE  But Jonah Goldberg says even morons deserve some slack. 

CBS News blogger link

I never heard of Melissa P. McNamara, a blogger for CBS News, until this morning when she posted a comment to this item from last week saying she was linking to it–scroll to the bottom of her blog to find her post on it. Appreciated, of course, but wish she hadn’t indicated this was a liberal blog. I suppose it is in some ways, on some issues, such as gays. It certainly is not intended to be, otherwise. So I expect that anybody who follows her link thinking so is likely to be disappointed.

Virginity’s reward. Not.

Wear your burqa and your veil, do what your father and brothers tell you, don’t go to school, listen to music or have any fun, and when you die

Via Hyscience