Category Archives: Scribbles

The elite are such phonies

Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs posts the official Davos clip from which Lurch’s tendentious remarks, including calling the US "sort of an international pariah," have been…erased. But Johnson also has posted underneath the official one a YouTube clip showing Kerry uttering the remarks. History’s not so easy to manipulate these days, is it now?

Panic in Lebanon

balloons.jpg 

The "poisoned" green balloons of death, according to Hezbollah. A benign newspaper promotional gimmick which drifted on the wind into southern Lebanon, according to the Israelis. But the moonbats and their terrorist pals will never believe that. Quick, someone call Jimmy Carter! 

Via Little Green Footballs 

Kerry spewing in Switzerland

Lurch, the braggart soldier, never misses a chance to bash his country before the foreigners, even when they include former Iranian president Ayatollah Mohammed Khatami, and even when he’s wrong:

"…not only is John Kerry a hypocrite, he’s also an ignoramus. However, we have noticed that the Davos forum has become, over the years, a convention of sorts for both. Kerry should feel right at home."

Well, not quite at home. Dumbo is not in France, after all. 

Underfunded but unbowed

Akaky, of the Passing Parade, tosses his cap into the ring of Democrat presidential hopefuls:

"…even the least prepared of this year’s candidates all have political war chests amounting, in some cases, in the tens of millions of dollars, whereas I, on the other hand, have some $15.63 left over from last week’s pay check, a sum that would more or less limit my political advertising to spray painting my name on buildings, cars, and unsuspecting passersby as they wander down Main Street looking for the crack dealers."

Why, you may ask? And he answers: Why not? His platform: he won’t rock the boat.

Funny stuff

If tech manuals were written by Dr. Seuss

"If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!"

Via Miriam’s Ideas

Metric moon

Put away your inches and miles, Americans, and start thinking along with the vast majority of the world in centimeters and kilometers. If, that is, you plan to go to the moon after 2020 when American space policy says we’ll have a base there. NASA has so decreed, deciding only the metric system will be in use on our portion of lunar soil. Set aside the fact of it being thirteen years in the future, far enough away that the current Congress won’t have to worry about justifying spending tax money for it, which suggests it may not, in fact, become reality. In which case maybe it won’t actually ever influence our continued stubborn use of English measurement (which not even the English officially use anymore, but only us, Liberia and Burma). Which might be a good thing when you think of all the vehicle mechanics and home handymen who would have to switch out their inch-based wrenches, nuts, screws and other devices for metric ones. But there’s already some betting that the residents of any future moon base may, in fact, be speaking Chinese, and they use the metric system, so maybe it’s a good time to start prepping for the inevitable. Me? I’m too old to worry about it.

Haunted by a pardon

Like a good Dem (at the time) I never bought into Bill Clinton’s nickname of "Slick Willie," not even after he lied about having sexual relations with a woman his daughter’s age (Monica). But when he started issuing pardons in the last hours of his presidency, I decided the moniker more than fit.

Now one of the quid pro quos is popping up, just in time to besmirch Hillary’s campaign for the presidency, specifically involving a $104,000 loan her brother, Tony Rodham, got from one of the pardonees that he has (oops) neglected to repay. Reminds me of Jimmy Carter’s problems with brother Billy. Except that Billy was merely a buffoon, and Carter never pardoned anybody that I’m aware of. Uh, except for the rumor that he helped secure John Kerry an honorable discharge.

Via Instapundit