Rule 5: Jennifer Maitland

UT in on volcano forecast

UT-Austin is teaming with Italian scientists in predicting the possible impending eruption of a supervolcano west of Naples in southern Italy.

“Scientists have found the first direct evidence of a so-called ‘hot zone’ feeding a supervolcano in southern Italy that experts say is nearing eruption conditions.”

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Via Drudge Report

USC 27, Texas 24

Heckuva game. Double overtime. Was a defensive game, obviously from the score, and Texas had a weaker offensive line and an erratic freshman QB.

Still, it was well worth the watching. Texas was a 16.5 point underdog and was supposed to be crushed. Not hardly. Only wish they’d won.

The boob tube

Bimbo news is what I call the babes who anchor Fox and CNN and the other alphabet stations. It finally dawned on me, when I began to see them (in the exercise room at the J; I never watch tv anywhere else, though sometimes see YouTube clips) wearing ever lower-cut blouses.

Pretty revealing. In fact, the very definition of the boob tube. Ha!

Rule 5: Ashley Graham

Reprising our old favorite.

Teach Texas teachers not to rape

“For the ninth consecutive year, the number of Texas teachers accused of sexual misconduct with students skyrocketed, this time to an all-time high of 302. This reflects a 36 percent increase for the 2016-17 school year.”

Obviously, they’re not getting the message.

Via Breitbart

UPDATE:  The Daily issued a story about this about 24 hours after Breitbart, which they labeled an “exclusive.” As if.

Cersei & Hillary: Separated at birth?

“What’s the difference between Game of Thrones character Cersei Lannister and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton?

“One is an entitled narcissist who quietly supported her lecherous husband (whom she clearly loathed) when it was politically convenient, then insisted it was her turn to rule (even though it wasn’t), chose boot-lickers, ass-kissers, and elitist bankers as her advisors while alienating more competent and better-liked people who might have helped her, exacted petty vengeance on imagined enemies, escaped justice and the judgment of the people by destroying her main rival—the charismatic, income-inequality obsessed populist—with an explosive cheat, and was left confused why so many people in her country would rather be ruled by a complete political unknown who tells it like it is.

“The other f**ks her twin brother.”

Via Reason