Tag Archives: Al Gore

The $100,000 man

The Gorebot’s fixed fee these days is a hundred thou for one his "environmental multimedia" lectures, presumably on the Global Warming Scam. The Smoking Gun has a copy of his standard contract, complete with the stipulations that there be no questions, no news media allowed in the hall, and he gets to approve all photographs before they are released. He must be gaining weight again.

Via  Doug Ross @ Journal

Another little temperature problem

Hey, Al, the oceans don’t seem to be warming. Even National Progressive Radio has noticed.

Bad Gorbot

Hurricane Katrina supposedly was the clincher in the notion that global warming is caused by nefarious human greed. But, two years later and with nothing like it to have come again, the most famous hurricane-forecasting meteorologist, William Grey, blames the salt content of the oceans. He says Al Gore and the Nobel peace prize committee are doing a disservice to humanity for saying otherwise. Grey believes the climate will swing to global cooling soon enough. It’s been said–I forget by who–that Gore et al are only pushing this phony apocalypse to give the Dems something to run on since, as much as they dislike Bush’s Iraq policy, they know in their hearts that they very likely would have been forced by events to do exactly the same thing–and, for the good of the country, they’d better not interfere with it too much.

High priest of the androids

That’s the Seablogger’s new nickname for the Gorbot, who gets eviscerated in this WSJ editorial today. But not by name. That’s reserved for the Nobel prize committee, which is evidently composed of moral cretins as well as cynics. Gore is merely a blowhard pol, albeit with more opportunism than most.

Inconvenient review

It didn’t stop Al "Big Electric Bill" Gore from winning an Oscar and an Emmy, but his global warming flick is too heavy-handed for British schoolchildren without a pre-showing declaration of its bias, according to a British judge. Probably won’t stop his reportedly impending Nobel Prize, either. After all, if the Peanut President could get one, well….

UPDATE: Shocking. A CNN meteorologist agrees with the judge. 

Mr. Boy’s dictionary

Staticution: Being shocked by static electricity. Also see previous entry, Snickup, and further application.

Global warming snickup

Too funny. How not to measure temperature for the historical climate record. Yet, this is the way the feds do it. Al Gore? You need to look into this slap at global warming. Maybe re-edit your faulty biopic?