In which we’ll get to pull our Dodge Grand Caravans on ropes. Or hire horses from the Amish.
It’s for damn sure we won’t be asking for $28.53 gas money from Beto, aka Richie Rich, another asshole from El Paso.
Via Instapundit
UPDATE: Now Mr. “Born to Run,” aka Robert Francis Domnall Blathmac Tigernmas “Beta” O’Rourke, is taking hits from the left.
MORE: His long-ago kiddie snuff fiction should do him in. Or his own conflicting public statements.
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