I didn’t think it was really possible to find 24 things I’d miss about Texas if I left. But there is. Mostly. Read it and weep.
No Whataburger (the spicy ketchup) would be bad enough. No Blue Bell would be intolerable. And where else in the country could I legally drive 100 plus mph—besides I-10 west of San Antone?
So forget it. I ain’t leavin’.
Via Althouse (not that her Yankee commenters care, but what do they know).
UPDATE: Do like this comment, however: “Oy. I do think, however, that “Texas” should be taught as one of the basic geometric shapes, along with the circle, rectangle, triangle, and square.”
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 