You know, that book that occasionally gets flushed. Allegedly gets flushed. Well, it makes steam…
"If a person replaces most of the water in his body with Koranic water, his body begins to emit steam which contains the Koran. This creates a halo of steam around him, containing the Koran, which fends off Satan."
Holy steam, Batman. (Translated from Dubai TV, via MEMRI and Mick Hartley.) You can’t make this stuff up.
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