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Comey’s failures

Excellent roundup of Fart, Barf & Itch’s multiple failures under Comey and before him:

“Even before the 2016 campaign, the FBI endured a number of humiliations under Comey’s tenure. Most damning were revelations that the FBI was generally aware of almost every terrorist who successfully struck America over the last eight years.

“Here are ten seven of Comey’s biggest embarrassments at the FBI:

1. Before he bombed the Boston Marathon, the FBI interviewed Tamerlan Tsarnaev but let him go. Russia sent the Obama Administration a second warning, but the FBI opted against investigating him again. [this was before Comey’s appointment in September, 2013]

2. Shortly after the NSA scandal exploded in 2013, the FBI was exposed conducting its own data mining on innocent Americans; the agency, Bloomberg reported, retains that material for decades (even if no wrongdoing is found). [This was before Comey’s appointment in 2013]

3. The FBI had possession of emails sent by Nidal Hasan saying he wanted to kill his fellow soldiers to protect the Taliban — but didn’t intervene, leading many critics to argue the tragedy that resulted in the death of 31 Americans at Fort Hood could have been prevented. [This was before Comey.]

4. During the Obama Administration, the FBI claimed that two private jets were being used primarily for counter-terrorism, when in fact they were mostly being used for Eric Holder and Robert Mueller’s business and personal travel.

5. When the FBI demanded Apple create a “backdoor” that would allow law enforcement agencies to unlock the cell phones of various suspects, the company refused, sparking a battle between the feds and America’s biggest tech company. What makes this incident indicative of Comey’s questionable management of the agency is that a) The FBI jumped the gun, as they were indeed ultimately able to crack the San Bernardino terrorist’s phone, and b) Almost every other major national security figure sided with Apple (from former CIA Director General Petraeus to former CIA Director James Woolsey to former director of the NSA, General Michael Hayden), warning that such a “crack” would inevitably wind up in the wrong hands.

6. In 2015, the FBI conducted a controversial raid on a Texas political meeting, finger printing, photographing, and seizing phones from attendees (some in the group believe in restoring Texas as an independent constitutional republic).

7. During its investigation into Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified material, the FBI made an unusual deal in which Clinton aides were both given immunity and allowed to destroy their laptops.

8. The father of the radical Islamist who detonated a backpack bomb in New York City in 2016 alerted the FBI to his son’s radicalization. The FBI, however, cleared Ahmad Khan Rahami after a brief interview.

9. The FBI also investigated the terrorist who killed 49 people and wounded 53 more at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Fla. Despite a more than 10-month investigation of Omar Mateen — during which Mateen admitting lying to agents — the FBI opted against pressing further and closed its case.

10. CBS recently reported that when two terrorists sought to kill Americans attending the “Draw Muhammad” event in Garland, Texas, the FBI not only had an understanding an attack was coming, but actually had an undercover agent traveling with the Islamists, Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi. The FBI has refused to comment on why the agent on the scene did not intervene during the attack.”

Via Splashdaddy, a commenter at PJMedia

Can we now ban Fart, Barf & Itch?

I mean they banned the Confederate battle flag after the Charleston church massacre. Now that they have figured out that the FBI played a greater role than the flag did, it would only be fair to ban Fart, Barf & Itch.

Particularly now that we also know they have been conspiring with our Little Barry Hussein to corrupt the IRS and the “Justice” Department.

Via Instapundit

UPDATE:  Of course the FBI screwed up. They’re bureaucrats with guns and that’s what bureaucrats do. But they may have been even more screwed up than usual, says Eugene Volokh.

And more random thoughts

How different from the criminal AG Eric Holder could this Loretta Lynch (I almost wrote Lynn) person be? This “first black woman AG” (whoop-dee-do) has been on Holder’s Advisory Committee since 2010 and its chairman since 2013. Why else was she nominated and what else is she gonna do but play scandal goalie until Wormtongue retires?

After paying social security taxes for forty-six years, I’m taking my pittance of the bennies every month without any sense of guilt. I financed the retirement of the so-called “greatest generation,” and now it’s the whatever-you-call-the-latest-generation’s turn to pay for mine. The pols can fix this thing on somebody else’s back. I didn’t escape it and I see no reason why these young-uns should.

Officer Friendly certainly seems to be out of control. But it’s more likely his boss, the politician, who wants it this way. The politicos could stop all these police shootings immediately if they wanted to.

College women must be raping each other, considering there’s more of them in college than men every year.

The D.C. incompetents have been pushing this lo- or no-fat nonsense since the 1960s and pimping for pasta, potatoes and bread. In the 90s they even recommended we all eat more sugar. Of course they take no responsibility for the resulting epidemics of diabetes and obesity. Taking the blame is not their game. Instead, we always got the NYTimes quoting them that the science was settled.

I thought the proactive girl-gropers of Mexico City’s subways were bad until India’s gang rapes started blossoming. Time for the wymyn to admit how good they have it here.

FTL (faster-than-light) is fantasy. I’d settle for a working ramscoop or interplanetary beam rider and reliable cold sleep. Or a generation starship. So long as we go into the outer reaches of the solar system and, eventually, the stars.

Fart, Barf & Itch was corrupted long ago where their cross-dressing director was dressing in panties and bra. The Democrats have just upped the ante.

Prior to the Civil War, American pols routinely attacked each other in scurrilous fashion, just like they do today. Like the white-supremicist candidate whose opponents had three black children run at him in mid-sentence on the stump yelling “Father, Father!”

Wendy is such a hoot. And to think she started off being just another boring liberal trying to get elected to statewide office in libertarian Texas. Nobody expected her to become real entertainment. I hope the Dems pay her to run again and again and again. I’d even chip in a few dimes for the pleasure.

Fart, Barf & Itch on the campaign trail

“…the FBI (a wholly-owned subsidiary of the [Eric Holder’s] DOJ) has made the highly unusual decision to disclose their investigation into Mike Rounds (pictured above), a Republican Senate candidate in South Dakota, less than a week before next Tuesday’s vote.

“The alleged misconduct being investigated is somewhat obscure–something involving a work visa program in the state–but it is notable that the alleged misconduct was to have occurred three years ago, and the FBI’s announcement comes a year after the state’s own attorney general closed its own investigation without bringing any charges.”

Just the first of many October “surprises” to come this weekend.

Via Instapundit.