Five of them, according to the National Enquirer (enquiring minds want to know). Not the best source but their headlines sure grab the attention.
Seen in the checkout line at HEB: Cruz’s Five Secret Mistresses. And, uh, a reference to “Pervy Ted.” Over a closet tryst. In a closet, that is.
Trump, naturally, is making the most of it. Bad enough our Ted is getting whipped by a New Yorker. But this? Boy, I bet Heidi has a lot of questions.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 