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"…young voters are the Holy Grail of election delusions, because every Democrat, every election, claims ‘young people love me and will come out in record numbers to vote for me!’ Well, let us just tell you that early voting ended today [Oct. 31] in Chicago. In our building, there is a suite full of about 6 frat boys who sometimes stop us in the laundry room to talk politics. They are all hot DePaul hockey players, so we are glad to chat them up any time they want. All of them said they were going to vote for Obama, and all of them forgot to early vote. All of them have class and work on Tuesday. We honestly believe all 6 of these guys are going to forget to vote on Election Day — and the polling station for our neighborhood is literally one street away. We think this will happen not just with the hot hockey players in our building, but in many other buildings in Chicago, and in cities across the US."

Heh. Good luck with the youth vote, Barry.

P.S. from HillBuzz: "Don’t be Eeyores on Tuesday! Get those Eeyore butts off your couches, away from toxic TV, and GO VOTE."

P.P.S. from me: Despite living in a neighborhood near abundant apartments filled with college students, I saw not a single one this morning when I went to vote. Just us old folks and no lines at all. I did stand out for not having on sandals and tie-dye, but ’twas nary a youth in sight. Heh.