Tag Archives: Roger Clemens

The Rocket fizzles

Hey, Rog. When you get invited to the politicians’ big dog-and-pony-show, you better not lie. Career liars, themselves, they love catching others at it. Makes them look sooo righteous. Bye-bye Hall of Fame? Should UT un-retire his number? The daily’s Cedric Golden and Kirk Bohls agree on the first one. But not on the second.

Weener Waxman

I was at the Honda dealer last week getting the rice-burning CRV its 80,000 mile checkup so I saw the Roger Clemens appearance before Democrat dingbat Henry Waxman’s dog-and-pony-show on CNN. I didn’t actually listen. I preferred the Outlaws on my MP3 player. But I noticed from the body language that Clemens, the Longhorns ex and Houston Astros ace, was consistently defiant, and Waxman, a political bully of consistently ill repute, was more weasel-like than usual. Now he’s sorry, in a manner of speaking. I’ll say. He sure is.