Monthly Archives: August 2013

Axe versus Old Spice

Michael over at Cobb sums up (at Amazon) his shift away from Old Spice deodorant to something called Elixir Blue:

“My son uses Axe. He’s 18. I used to use Old Spice, [until] they changed their formula to go after the kids who use Axe. I don’t want to smell like some kid in a club. This [Elixir Blue] is the body wash for the mature sophisticated gentleman.”

I could say the same, except that Mr. Boy is 13 and I still use the “classic” version of Old Spice, partly out of habit (a habit established at 14 or so) and partly because, well, I just like the way it smells. But I will check out Elixir Blue. For my  money, Axe literally stinks. It smells like bad girly cologne.

Getting the Lizard Queen into the running

Via Simply Jews And don’t miss PJMedia and its classic photo of the queen’s tantrum before Congress.

Knowing **it from Shinola

Chas at Dustbury has a funny post on Shinola shoe wax which, as it happens, was a Detroit product when it finally went toes up long, long ago. Where better for the demise of a product than bankrupt Detroit?

Only folks who still wear leather shoes that need periodic shining are likely to have ever heard of Shinola, despite the old put down phrase of my youth many probably have heard but don’t really understand.

I requested (and hope Chas’s impeccable research will out) a post on Vitalis or Brylcreem. Awful stuff. I used to slather one or the other on my hair in high school back in the 50s when motor oil [Vitalis] or bacon grease [Brycreem] was the only choice of hair products and the conformity of teenage “cool” demanded one or the other.

I still recall with a shudder the way the residue used to slide down my forehead and neck when the temperature rose above eighty degrees. Talk about poop. No one was more grateful than I when, in the 70s blow-dry became the norm. Followed, for those of us at a certain age, by hair spray.

The insanity at Fort Hood

Bad enough that the Pentagon echoed the White House in calling the Jihadi massacre of 13 unarmed soldiers (and wounding of 32 more) at Fort Hood in 2009 “workplace violence,” but now there seems to be no valid reason to be trying the killer Muslim major.

“The evidence will clearly show that I am the shooter,” he testified Tuesday. Huh?

If he admits his crime, if he admits he was the one who shouted “Allah is great” while he was pulling the trigger at least 13 times, why is he even on trial? He’s not defending himself as an innocent falsely accused. He admits his guilt. Sentence him and be done with it.

What seems to be happening is that he wanted a forum to publicize Jihad and let us all know why he had to murder people he’d never met to make his bloodthirsty god happy. And I’m sure he’ll show us chapter and verse in the Koran requiring him to fight the war that our incompetent government won’t even acknowledge. What poppycock.

The Army is staffed by bigger fools than we already thought. They’re giving this murderer a forum for his religious propaganda. And charging us taxpayers for a privilege he doesn’t deserve. The murderous major supposedly is insane. Ha. We’re the insane ones for putting up with this sorry excuse for a military.

UPDATE:  More absurdity: Since the Jihadi major faces the death penalty, under military law he cannot plead guilty. Huh? Even though he plainly has. Apparently he is going to get his soap box. And, get this, he’s still being paid his military salary. It isn’t like no one knew the bastard did it. But they insist on playing their little charade for the sake of “justice,” so-called.

Make it go faster, indeed

In the interest of the make it go faster concept, Scott at the Fat Guy endorses Texas Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston for Obongo’s Department of Homeland Security.

Oh, the comic relief. We could all use a good laugh every day.

And like Victor Davis Hanson, I don’t believe any of these clowns are capable of doing permanent damage, try as they may.

Rule 5: Anna Netrebko

The Russian soprano in one of her thinner incarnations. The poor woman’s weight rises and falls (mostly rises) but her lungs, happily, stay glorious.

Bezos’s WaPo buy

All I can say is that the $250 million Amazon’s Jeff Bezos paid is pretty cheap for such a famous brand, which illustrates just how far the newspaper biz has fallen since Monster and Craig’s, and the Web in general took away their classifieds for job, car, real estate ads, etc.

Will it change WaPo content from super-Liberal Democrat to something more conservative? Probably not, since Bezos is said to be a big Democrat contributor, possibly even to Obongo himself with whom he has lunched. Probably just a lot more of the same, though we might expect more private space industry coverage, with less snark about it. For a little while.

Most likely Bezos, who knows nothing about the news biz, just wanted a tax write-off to protect some of his wealth and the WaPo will disappear in a year or so. I hope this isn’t bad news for the one or two folks I know who used to work there and still get their pensions from it, but it looks like it is. I’m going to file this under Obituaries because I’d bet that’s where it’s headed.

UPDATE:  Breitbart News reports the WaPo had lost 87 percent of its value in the past ten years. Not terribly surprising, given:

“Over the years, the fake fact checks, the apparent coordinating with the Obama campaign to destroy Romney, the phony smears leveled at Republicans, the non-stop pushing of leftist causes, the unforgivable stealth-corrections, the laughably biased polls…”

Maybe Bezos can use it as a straight press release factory for the White House.