ISIS in El Paso

Well, across the border in Ciudad Juarez, apparently, but that’s as close to El Paso as nevermind. Recalls to mind the old Kinky tune “I’m just another asshole from El Paso.”

So there’s this secret federal alert according to Judicial Watch: “…government sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.” (The sources-say alert is denied, of course, by Obamalot.)

Texas state law enforcement, while not seconding Judicial Watch’s claim, nevertheless has alerted its troopers to the potential threat from ISIS.

Advice to ISIS: Don’t cross the border in your menacing black outfits, complete with masks and green Islamic headbands. You will be shot on sight, as likely as not by civilians who are usually armed and will now be anticipating clowns in funny clothes that call to mind the uproars in the Middle East.

Carrying AK-47s are a dead (so to speak) giveaway, too. No finesse, no future. Just sayin’

Via Clash Daily.

One response to “ISIS in El Paso

  1. Damn. And I was fixin’ to go over to Juarez with my wife next week for some shopping.