Stupid Smollett

Never mind what the City of Chicago and Cook County will or won’t do to Just Joking Jussie. He’s got the U.S. postal service on his ass.

Says a retired NYPD detective: “He’s going into the federal nightmare zone. He will be glued to the Department of Justice for the rest of his life.”

Via Fox News

UPDATE:  Of course there’s Phillip Schuyler’s bet that he’s also linked to Kamala Harris: “My guess- Smollett: Now what? K Harris: To protect us you still need to take race out of it, but ppl aren’t buying that it was abt money, so instead say u r a drug addict. Smollett: But I don’t do drugs & no one’s ever seen me w drugs. K Harris: Don’t worry; media will handle it.”

5 responses to “Stupid Smollett

  1. Nothing like writing a check if you expect a return, lol.

  2. He will be found Not Guilty, be lauded as a hero who stood up to the MAGA Nazis and the racist/homophobic Chicago PD then become President of the United States in 2029 after serving two terms as Liz Warren’s VP.

  3. “He will be found Not Guilty, be lauded as a hero who stood up to the MAGA Nazis and the racist/homophobic Chicago PD then become President of the United States in 2029 after serving two terms as Liz Warren’s VP.”
    Quite plausible.

  4. Nah, Just Jokin’ Jussie will do two years on the city charges, plus five years probation and a $20,000 fine. Then five years on the fed charges, then DOJ probation for most of the rest of his life. Pocahontas has zero chance to be president.

  5. I still wouldn’t be surprised.