Category Archives: Mr. Boy

Yes, I know the feeling

Mr. B., when I came in to tell him something this afternoon in the midst of his playing one of his Harry Potter computer games: "Sorry, Dad, no time to talk. I’m being chased by a troll."

White button-down

Mr. B. is a little young yet to be asking for a white button-down shirt. But that’s what he wants, so I went off to Target this morning and bought one for him. It’s for Friday, at the school’s Halloween carnival. He’s going as a vampire, with makeup and cape and red satin collar, and the picture on the package the cape came in shows the vampire in a white, button-down shirt. So… But, first, there’s the little matter of a flu shot. It was to have been the FluMist, but the doctor’s office called and said they’re out of it. So it’s to be a shot. Uh-oh. Hopefully, the new shirt will help him feel better about it.

Publishing

After more than a year of writing, a day of transferring Word files to PDF, and a few hours applying title text to a stock cover in Coral Paintshop Pro X, I’m finally ready to upload all to lulu.com. It’s for a 184-page book of fatherly advice and family history for Mr. Boy, in case I don’t live long enough to see him into high school. You never know. Keeping the options open, as I advise him to do throughout. Lulu is a choice option in itself, since the creating is free and you only have to pay for one copy at a time. In this case there won’t be more than four, two to keep around until Mr. B. is sixteen or so, and one each to his aunts in Virginia and California in case the other two are lost somehow.

The Rockets

Mr. Boy is on the Rockets, one of the fall season’s youth basketball teams at the Jewish Community Center of Austin. They had their last practice this afternoon, after we came back from the camp out, looking pretty good in their new red jerseys. The competition begins next Sunday. Let the games begin!

No hawkeyes

It was good to see all the boys running around on the Cub Scout camp out: throwing frisbees, footballs, even pelting each other with pecans and other roughhousing "without the hawkeyes," as one father put it, always measuring to see if their behavior is up to snuff. They’re like prison inmates in school, where the rules rule, purposely segregated from each other in the seating arrangements with girls in between. So it’s good to see them on parole for a day or two. But I’ve decided I’m glad we only have one of these trips a season. I’m just too old to be in a sleeping bag, unable to move my old legs around. They start to ache before long. Although we planned better this year and had good air mattresses, so the aching back wasn’t so aching. When Mr. B.’s old enough for Boy Scouts he’ll do these trips on his own. We’ll miss him, but be grateful we don’t have to go along.

Goin’ campin’

We’re off to Krause Springs with the Cub Scouts. No further posting until we return tomorrow. Adios.

Pinewood derby

Mr. B. decided to stick with his design for last year’s car, which unexpectedly took third place in the pack’s race. But he couldn’t resist decorating this year’s car with a full-body decal of red and yellow flames topped off with lines of menacing skulls. Very second grade. At least it will save painting and inhaling the fingernail polish we used last year to make the paint sparkle. Now that the wood is cut–this year by one of the den father’s with a band saw–we need to enlist a family friend with a belt-sander to help him sand it smooth, and polish the axles so the plastic wheels turn faster. Like last year we’ll go into the race not expecting to win anything. But you never know.