Category Archives: Texana

Waiting for the call

The city was supposed to have summoned Mr. B. and his new lifeguard license to a summer gig at a public pool this week but, as of Thursday, we’d heard nothing from them. If we don’t hear by this afternoon we’re supposed to call them and find out what’s what.

Although I would argue for calling this morning. The bureaucracy around here (city, county and state) usually bails out early on Friday afternoon. You used to be able to tell it by the sudden increase in traffic. Now, of course, the traffic is bad all the time.

UPDATE:  No call received and none made. On to next week.

Mr. Boy is now a lifeguard

Yep, after five days of instruction, test-taking, rescue-practicing and how-to-avoid lawsuits, he got his city license and badge of office: a blue, plastic whistle. It makes my ears vibrate when he blows it.

Now he awaits appointment (probably in a week) to a public pool where 15-year-olds can work. Next summer he’ll be old enough to apply to private pools.

More cajones than me. At his age I did not have the self-confidence or the strength to even think about being a lifeguard. Best I could do was delivering newspapers and taking out trash cans for aging widows.

McCaul is just another RINO

Shoot, our very own District 10 Republican rep is trying to get the feds to create yet another expensive bureaucracy—more federal employees, more taxes, more regulations. Isn’t that a Democrat thing? It’s also a RINO thing.

“Now Rep. Michael McCaul wants to create a federal Office of Coordination for Countering Violent Extremism and house it at the Department of Homeland Security…the new bureau would be responsible for a range of activities, including ‘identifying risk factors that contribute to violent extremism in communities in the United States,’ [at] $10 million a year for the next five years, and a new post—the ‘assistant secretary for countering violent extremism’—would be created to run it.”

“Violent extremism,” by the way, is the Obama administrations preferred euphemism for the threat that dares not speak its name in his presence, i.e. the Muslim Jihad. And it’s so versatile. Whatever RINO McCaul’s intention is here, what do you want to bet this turns into an assault on gun owners, the Tea Party and any other group of conservatives the predominantly Democrat federal bureaucracy dislikes?

Thanks a bunch, Mike. We need to retire you ASAP.

Via Instapundit.

Roughneckin’ in the patch

What I personally know of roughnecking wouldn’t fill a thimble. J.D., however, says as a kid he slept in the Doghouse while his father and other male relatives roughnecked the oil rigs. He pointed me to this good article in, of all places, National Review. Worth a look.

Reminded me of my dear grandfather who managed the oil trucks for the old Magnolia back in the ’30s, around Laredo, Alice and Freer. He cowboyed for a while near San Angelo but he was never a roughneck. I always understood that he admired some of them, though.

Via Mouth of the Brazos.

Same-sex marriage resistance begins

“[Texas] Attorney General Ken Paxton released a statement Sunday on the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling stating that county clerks, justices of the peace, judges and their employees may object to issuing same-sex marriage licences due to their religious beliefs.

“Paxton adds that while officials are allowed to choose not to issue same-sex marriage licenses, they may face litigation and/or a fine for doing so.”

Added Paxton: “But, numerous lawyers stand ready to assist clerks defending their religious beliefs, in many cases on a pro-bono basis, and I will do everything I can from this office to be a public voice for those standing in defense of their rights.”

No surprise here. No surprise at all. DOJ’s Lynch is going to be a very busy woman.

Via KXAN

UPDATE: This is the natural result of something author Kurt Schlichter wrote back in April in Townhall: “…we have two different sets of laws, one for the little people and one for liberals like Lois Lerner, Al Sharpton and Hillary Clinton, who can blatantly commit federal crimes and walk away scot free and smirking.”

Gay marriage, Rebel flag, free speech

Here’s a cheery thought:

“A few years back, the late Cardinal George of the Catholic Archdiocese of Chicago, who died in April, said this: ‘I expect to die in bed, my successor will die in prison and his successor will die a martyr in the public square. His successor will pick up the shards of a ruined society and slowly help rebuild civilization, as the Church has done so often in human history.'”

—Austinite John Davidson of the Texas Public Policy Foundation.

On the other hand, I expect a quiet but growing refusal to obey these judicial laws-by-edict won by the Left’s “Outrage Industry,” as we continue to see with the drug laws, which may result in the cardinal’s “ruined society” but just as likely could create something altogether more promising.

Via The Federalist.

UPDATE:  The refusal begins.

Adios, battle flag

It’s interesting that we’ve not heard the usual incendiary rhetoric from racist Al $harpton over the Charleston church massacre. Could be because the AME church folks are not his kind of people—better educated and wealthier than the rabble Mr. Conked Hairdo usually chooses to arouse.

Al’s White House pal Our Little Barry Hussein also has been unusually subdued in the face of the AME congregation’s tendency to Christian forgiveness, even for the depraved Mr. Roof who surely deserves the death penalty if anyone ever did.

Maybe being denied the usual racial response has helped the forces of indignation to coalesce around the Rebel battle flag, long a symbol of defiance of everything from federal interference to imposition of integration on those who prefer to be segregated. Retailers Amazon and eBAY have now jumped into the old argument, joining Sears and, ahem, Walmart,  in banning merchandise bearing the flag. While Amazon, for one, still sells items with Nazi swastikas. Like a little hypocrisy with your morning coffee, Mr. Bezos?

I bought little Rebel flags to put on the Southern monuments at Gettysburg back in 1988 when I attended the 125th anniversary of the battle. They’re still sold there for that purpose and I hope always will be. I also bought one to fly from the rigging of the family sloop. It stayed in its wrapper as I never had the nerve to hoist it. Or maybe the bad taste. I finally threw it away.

I can sympathize with the battle flag’s backers while also agreeing with the detractors. But I think that flying it for other reason than hot war only demeans the memory of the soldiers who carried into a fight. If you want a real Confederate flag, try the First National, the original stars and bars, which Texas flies in its six flags commemorations at events such as the inauguration of governors. The racists never adopted it. Most of them probably don’t even know what it is. It’s the one the Sons of Confederate Veterans would fly if they were sincere in their ancestor worship, instead of using the battle flag to show their defiance of integration.

But defacing Confederate monuments, including those of Jeff Davis, Robert E. Lee, and Gen. Albert Sidney Johnston of Texas (who was slain at Shiloh) particularly on the University of Texas campus, is historical ignorance as well as criminal behavior. Even if removing the spray paint does keep building maintenance crews employed. Hopefully a few of the vandals will be caught and prosecuted to the law’s fullest extent.

UPDATE:  When does the Left’s crackdown on the murderer Che’s T-shirts begin? Likely never.

MORE:  Ann Coulter, as usual, applies hammer to nail: “If we want to do something nice for black people, how about ending immigration, which is dumping millions of low-wage workers on the country, taking jobs from African-Americans?”