Monthly Archives: April 2010

Let Me Review Your Book

I’ve done it for some mainstream publishers. I will do it for indie ones, too.

Check out my previous free reviews for Forge Books, Turner Publishing Co., and Bright Sky Press. All I got was a free copy. Just like the big boys get. And, no, I did not report it to the FTC and I won’t until newspapers have to do it, too.

I know how hard it is for POD and small press authors to get reviews these days. Newspapers are cutting back on book review sections or eliminating them altogether. News magazines, likewise. Even when they were going full throttle, getting them to give you a shot was chancy at best.

Heck, getting them to give a big publisher a break and a review was (and is) more problematic than the big publishers like to admit. Today, they don’t know what to do. Nowadays, the best way to sell a book is not at the corner bookstore (independent or chain) but on the Internet at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or Alibris. But first the readers have to know you’re out there and that means advertising at places with high hit counts like this one.

But once you’ve drawn them to your book page, you really need something to distinguish it, with your story summaries, from all the others that have similar copy. After you’ve had family and friends leave their five-star reviews (which aren’t taken very seriously, by the way, by the average book seeker), you’re pretty much stuck. Yes, you can hire a review done by, for instance, Feathered Quill Book Reviews of Goshen, Massachusetts, which will post it on Amazon for you.

I did that for my short-story collection Leaving the Alamo, Texas Stories After VietnamFeathered Quill’s reviewer did a nice, detailed job. Not just a pocketful of generalizations like you’d get from some other services I’ll refrain from naming here. But FQBR set me back $50, and in this game that’s cheap. Some of the big dogs charge up to $500.

You probably will need to do a FQBR, too, as well as hire some of the other more expensive services. But, in addition, you can let me review your book free of charge. All I need is an email to scribbler at texasscribbler dot com with an attached e-copy of your book.

You know, a PDF. If it looks like something I want to spend six or more hours reading, I’ll email you back with an address where you can send me a free, reviewer’s hard (or paper) copy—-just like Big Media does it.

After I get that, I’ll email you with a date when you can expect me to finish a review and put it on your Amazon or other book page. I can also include a Microsoft Word printout of the review, under the heading of Cavalry Scout Book Reviews, of Austin, Texas, if you want a news release to photocopy for your other marketing efforts.

So give it a try. You can’t beat the price.

Slick Willie at it again

Lying, that is. The man who made Monica a household word and openly sold pardons at the end of his second term ought to be more humble. He isn’t.

“With President Clinton wagging his finger at the Tea Party movement and claiming that the movement is inciting violence, it is worthwhile to remember the role the Clinton administration [played] in perpetrating and covering up numerous violent and other crimes at Waco.”

Yeah, Bad Bill, tell us about all the good you did in Waco. For the children.

Pricey board games

StonewallJacksonsWayI’ve been a student of the Civil War all my life. Hence the new book. You can’t grow up the descendant of Confederates on both sides of your family and avoid knowing instantly what someone is referring to when they say “the war.” Yankees can ignore it. They won. The defeated never forget. But, much as I’ve enjoyed reading (and writing) about the war and its personalities, I’ve never been a fan of board games for re-fighting the battles. Which is probably why I never imagined that one of them could cost eighty dollars. Gasp.

Fourth grade diplomacy

I like this nice turn of phrase by one of Mr. B.’s teachers, even if she did misspell hygiene:

“With the onset of warmer weather, please be aware of changing bodies and their changing smells. As we approaoch puberty, controlling body odor can be a challenge. Please be aware that body odor can be strong and stigmatizing in 4th grade. Thanks for your cooperation in reinforcing good hygeine at home.”

Imagine being close to the action all day in a tiny classroom. Heh.

Happy Birthday, Israel (and Mrs. Charm)

Mrs. C.’s fiftieth coincides with Israel’s sixty-second. Israel’s celebration will be noisy. Mrs. C.’s will be muted, a bit bemused, in keeping with the shock of having so many candles, a veritable blowtorch. Shhh. We have to keep this low-key.

When the cops lost all respect

It was back when they first developed SWAT teams and started dressing military style and carrying auto rifles and driving tanks. Like this one. You might think all that armor and extra firepower made them more formidable. They thought so.  Some of them still do. What it really did was make them contemptible, just like the fascist police in the dictatorships. It is, as rare reader jdallen says, the mark of a government that is afraid of its citizens. And they return the favor by distrusting the government. As they should.

Via Mouth of the Brazos.

UPDATE:  Waco was the most obvious and public manifestation of this problem:  “One of the most significant trends of federal law enforcement in the last fifteen years has been its militarization…and similar trends at the state and local level.”

Knoxville 1863

I’m happy to announce the first edition of my new historical novel, Knoxville 1863, is now available in e-book format at Smashwords here. Multiple e-book formats, in fact, from Kindle to Stanza (iPod and iPod Touch) to Palm and Sony. Also available in paperback here.

The novel is  equal parts history and fiction about a Civil War battle that’s largely been passed over by historians despite its involving some of the most famous commanders and units of the Union and the Confederacy. Indeed, President Lincoln considered a Union victory at Knoxville a key to winning the Civil War.

Since reviews are so hard to come by, I’m offering a free copy of the e-book in any format you like to any rare reader who will agree to write a review at Smashbooks, whatever you think of the novel. I’m easy. After years in the news biz  I have a pretty thick skin. So leave a comment if you’re interested and I’ll use your private email address to tell you how to get your free copy.