The Random Platitude Generator

Is the generator, wonders Stacy McCain, the real author of Wormtongue’s increasingly banal speeches?

“…empty rhetoric, glittering generalities and vague diplomatic argle-bargle?”

Well, sure, then it’s off to another expensive vacation with Mooch and the girls. The Magical Negro shouldn’t have to expend any real blood, sweat and tears, when he can use Air Force One like a taxi and spend millions in tax money lord-and-ladying it up at Aspen or on safari in darkest Africa.

Via The Other McCain

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