“They’re going to entirely unisex bathrooms to avoid insulting any ‘differently gendered’ students, by golly, and they’re starting with the elementary school.”
Well, now, all those jokes about seeing girls’ underpants will now be passe’. I mean when you can see it all. But Lileks has another concern:
“I mean, birds don’t care if they crap on gender-neutral terrain, but as Queen Victoria said, We are not emus.”
Well, some of us aren’t, anyhow.