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Why yes, I wear a Timex

You might think only the little people wear Timex watches. After all, they are pretty cheap. Indeed, What Kind of Man Wears A Timex, Richard Fernandez at Belmont Club asks.

Well, George W. Bush, for one. And, uh, me. Mine’s a plastic case analog with a sweep second hand and 24-hour numbers inside the usual 12. The Groper also wears one. Grrr. A plastic Ironman LCD model, a digital, according to Richard. Ironman for a fatso. Figures.

So who is most likely to wear the Rolexes and other expensive brands? Thugs, for one. Hugo Chavez (I wonder who inherited his Rolex, or will it forever be on his wrist in his Stalinesque glass tomb?) and, of course, Hugo’s best buddy Fidel. Also crooks like Jesse Jackson Jr.

Truth is I bought a Rolex in Vietnam, but it was stolen. I was only 25. Richard says Marilyn Monroe sent JFK a gold one. He got rid of it. Smart man. I’ll stick with Timex. It works. It’s cheap. What can I tell you? Besides I always liked George W. Pity about the Groper Slick Willie though.

Those hidden Ben Ghazi survivors

Lurch’s stutter the other day, when questioned by Fox News (but without any followup question, shame on Fox) about why the Ben Ghazi “embassy” survivors are not available for interviews, was really priceless. What a doofus.

The whole thing is disgusting. It underscores how the Democrat snooze media covers for their president. If he was a Republican, we’d never hear the end of it until the survivors held a newser and even then the exalted WaPo and NYTimes, not to mention the Alphabet electronics, would pick apart every answer. As it is they’re Obamalot’s quiet mice.

Pocket knives to be allowed on planes?

So says the LA Times, a newspaper long notorious for inaccuracy and bias. They say TSA will allow blades under 2.6 inches. Figures. Couldn’t be an even two or two-and-a-half inches. Nah, got to make it hard to measure. Typical government operation.

Well one of my pocket knives (I usually carry one or the other for whatever I might need a tool for) has a two-inch blade, the other has 2.5. Right. I can see those hamburger-flippers measuring blades and confiscating the knives they say don’t make the, uh, cut.

More federal circus security with a new basis for argument and possible arrest. Jerks. I might risk losing the smaller, cheaper one. But definitely not the other, a gift from the NRA for renewing my membership. Best to just leave them at home. Even better not to fly at all.

Via Instapundit.

UPDATE: Delta pilots and Stewardi are opposed. They say it will slow down the security checks. It will that. Government fixes never are.

Zionist tanks to Moscow and beyond

Israel Defense Forces mighty 7th Armored Brigade Merkavas (Hebrew for chariot) hard-charging it to Moscow. Well, according to this report in the Russian snooze media, anyhow. Go Zionist 7th! Punch it all the way to Beijing!

Via Simply Jews

Yesterday’s global cooling

The pols like to keep the little people agitated with one scare or another—see the Boy Emperor’s current gun control campaign which has no chance of becoming law—because it helps keep the snooze media busy while hiding the thieving they’re actually, uh, spending their time and our money on.

The Texas Legislature does it every biennium with some threat of, say, new regulations for abortion (the snooze media backs abortion, you see).

Hence global warming/climate change’s little-remembered antecedent: global cooling leading to an imminent Ice Age. Ah, but these are scientists who preach this stuff, you say? Not really, they’re politicos with science degrees who depend on federal funding to keep their university jobs. And who controls the funding? Congratulations. Now you’re catching on.

Via Powerline, which has a neat video clip showing one “activist” who lately has preached warming actually preaching cooling way back when. Gotta love the Internet.

Obamalot’s Keystone sleight of hand

No. Heaven forfend. King Caboose is pulling a fast one on his very own backers? Well, only the mostly little ones who come out for demos against the Keystone Pipeline.

“[I]f opponents of the Keystone pipeline are going to stop the flow of crude, they are going to have to do more than just get arrested or hold a rally—they are going to have block nearly every north-south rail line in North America.”

Yep, that oil is moving by rail, which seems to benefit one of Barry’s BIG backers, none other than Warren Buffet his ownself. Big surprise. And you know rail is riskier. Pipelines seldom leak. Trains derail all the time.

Funny how you rarely hear about this in the Democrat snooze media.

Via Powerline.

Life after death

Belmont Club (long since moved to PJMedia) is one of my favorite blog destinations and I was rewarded a week ago with this post about a near-death experience of Eben Alexander, a Virginia neurosurgeon. Which led me to read his 2012 book about it and consider his unequivocal assertion that there is life after death.

I have always tended to believe the latest thing I read, which isn’t very smart, I suppose, but in this case I was predisposed to the subject, being a believer, if not entirely convinced about it. After reading the book, I am more so, despite one critic’s cutting remark that the good brain surgeon’s assertions should carry no more weight than if he was a plumber.

That seems unnecessarily harsh, as well as inaccurate, and since it came from one of his former employers it suggests some bad blood between them. But it could be only a sarcastic example of medical science’s absolute insistence that our consciousness arises from our brains (although they admit they don’t know how it does that) and that any experience, hallucinatory or real, has to originate there.

So when our brain dies, we’re dead, and that’s all she wrote. But it’s not even close to what Alexander wrote. He concluded from the medical evidence that his brain was essentially dead during his six-day coma and ongoing visit to “heaven.” Which led him to borrow an old idea that the brain is a mere filter for an independent consciousness or soul located in the beyond, possibly involving the seventy percent of the universe composed of mysterious dark matter and dark energy. Or as Richard Fernandez of the Belmont Club puts it, him being a software guy: a non-local, distributed system.

“His model of consciousness essentially requires the existence of non-local components. You are probably using such a system already. In your smartphone, tablet or Chromebook, some of the data lives on the device itself. But probably not much. Most of the data will live on a web drive, or in an email server, or on the cloud. It will be elsewhere. Where exactly it physically resides, you might not even know….

“The question Dr. Alexander was posing, though he didn’t cast it in my terms (he being a neurosurgeon and not a developer) was whether human beings were part of a distributed system, which we call for convenience ‘God’. We would still have an identity, an IP if you will, but we would also have connectivity….”

The god Alexander experienced, which he chose, rather tritely, to call Om, was not specific to any earthly religion. So Alexander, something of a reluctant atheist before his afterlife journey, is now taking mucho flak not only from atheists and his professional colleagues as could be expected but from some religious fundamentalists as well.

So why didn’t he keep it all to himself, you might well ask. Is he in it for the bucks (his book is a bestseller) or is he sincere in wishing to spread the good news that death is not the end? He did keep it to himself for almost six years before “disgracing” the cover of Newsweek, as one critic had it. (For that, however, Alexander would have to get in line.) And he’s already discovering to his chagrin that the publishing game is manipulative (Simon & Schuster chose the title of his book, “Proof of Heaven” which he doesn’t like it and which drew a lot of the criticism) and the news media is already proving that it will draw and quarter him if he trusts them too much.

Fernandez concludes: “I closed Dr. Alexander’s book with the realization that all he was really asking for was for the reader to keep an open mind on the subject of what life was: to consider the possibility that our lives are not as limited as we suppose. He knew the answer for himself, as a result of his experiences. However, each of us was likely to have to come to his own conclusion.”

Indeed. So if this subject interests you even half as much as it does me, follow the links above and finally try this one for a new educational and research outfit Dr. A. has formed to further spread the word, and then decide for yourself.

I know what I think. It’s good to believe, even by a hair, that your deceased parents are doing more than moldering in their graves. Although Dr. A.’s rendition of the heavenly choir does seem a trifling boring. I did like the angels and the butterflies, though. But you’ll have to excuse me.

My guardian angel wants a chat about my latest egoistical foul-up. Unconditional love and compassion are supposed to rule my day and my persistence in considering some of my fellow earthly travelers to be assholes and idiots is just not part of the divine plan. Nor good for the future incarnation of my eternal soul. Sigh.