Category Archives: Blogosphere

If the Tsar only knew

Posted on February 28, 2013 | Comments Off on If the Tsar only knew

Instapundit’s reasoned take on why the Boy Emperor is probably behind his aides’ attempt to intimidate journalists. The few he hasn’t already leashed, that is. It’s an old story. When you have the snooze media in your pocket, the few who take their profession seriously are such outliers they can be abused.

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Strange Search Engine Queries

Posted on February 28, 2013 | Comments Off on Strange Search Engine Queries

An idea cribbed from Dustbury, though we do not get near as many weird ones here at Rancho Roly Poly as he does at the Bandwidth Wastage Station:

Unusual water towers Why, yes, indeedy, we have a few of those right cheer.

Sugey Abrago is not chubby. Nope. We would have to agree wholeheartedly with that. And in addition to having a really charming pair of buttocks, she gives a dandy weather report for the caballeros, as well.

Fight level 390. Which just goes to show you how far Google will go to correct what you type. Bless ’em.

Known Chinese submarine bases. Hmm. Ain’t no hackers around here, so the Chinese navy should please go pull a denial-of-service on the Pentagon. Please.

Breanne Ashley nude. Our shameless attempt to game the system seems to have worked. But we still avoid nude at this here family blog.

Mexican de haviland dh-4. We see the old rumors of a Free Mexican Air Force are persisting, even if the inventory is about 94 years out of date.

Christine McLoughlin ks schlage. We’ve polled the membership and we agree that we’re not sure what a ks schlage is, but we here at the Scribbler definitely are not guilty of doing one like it to Christine.

How to build a model of the Alamo. Well, we had it around here somewhere but it seems to be, uh, lost. Perhaps the exterior plans will do.

Miles Austin girlfriend 2013. This has been a perennial draw for we don’t know how long. And we still don’t have a pix or notice or whatever of her. Does he even have a girlfriend? Maybe he’s, uh, well, you know…

Rhonda Rousey feet. As a matter of fact, we have never seen Rhonda’s feet. We’re not even sure whether she has feet or wheels. Will the rest of her do?

Whoopi Goldberg nude. Not a chance. Not no how. Not never.

Scribbling empty headed random… mindless snooze of an a ecuse. We agree. That does seem to account for a lot of what you can read hereabouts. Ecuses and all. And Google agrees, as well, for as you can see they gave us the No. 1 hit on this query.

Long sheng for men ereksiyon. Now that you mention it.

cache:zgzural18rqj:texasscribb…13/02/10/rule-5-jordan-carver/ We are very happy to announce that Ms Carver has, indeed, replaced our former Rule 5 hit Alizee as the No. 1 cheesecake draw. Although Alizee ain’t bad.

bone pinewood derby car. This is the cannibal version, we guess.

Who sang the song “Goodby, Texas, Hello Mexico”? Another poll, another blank. We know we used to know the answer, but we have forgotten.

Alizee nose job. Thanks for the chuckle, but if any of her parts have been remodeled, we doubt it was the nose.

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Why I avoid ABC News’s web site

Posted on February 27, 2013 | Comments Off on Why I avoid ABC News’s web site

Not just because it’s just another alphabet group of Democrat political stenographers and propagandists pretending to be objective journalists, but because it’s one of those sites (and there are others) where an embedded video/audio immediately cuts on without my say so.

They also make it hard to figure out how to turn the damn thing off. As Instapundit says, what we need is a browser that alerts us to this crap before it happens and allows us to turn it off with one easy-to-find click.

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What Difference Does It Make?

Posted on February 22, 2013 | Comments Off on What Difference Does It Make?

Now we know what the Hildabeast was doing while the Americans were dying in Ben Ghazi. And the probable cause of her little brain problem: too much sugar.

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The Cuomo high-capacity magazine

Posted on February 21, 2013 | Comments Off on The Cuomo high-capacity magazine

Had to laugh at this story about UT law student Cody Wilson who recently tested his new high-capacity 3D plastic magazine for semi-auto AR-15s, which he has named for New York Gov. Cuomo. The guv is backing laws to restrict rifle magazines to seven rounds. As if that would do anything except impede self-defense. Cuomo just wants to be a big in the ongoing Democrat gun-control baloney.

Cody’s testing, on an unnamed range near Austin, reportedly found the “Cuomo” as workable as any conventional metal-and-spring rifle magazine and apparently will soon start marketing a 3D printing template for it here. In the meantime, Wired Magazine is calling him one of the world’s 15 most dangerous people, according to Wikipedia. Gosh, only 15? I guess only 15 met the publication’s Leftist criteria. Anyhow, way to go Cody! Always good to see the neighborhood in the snooze. The Scribbler and the NRA love you!

The only drawback I see here is that Cody & Co. will hasten the feds’ legal assault on 3D printing, which could be a game-changer. But it was inevitable anyhow. There really hasn’t been a whole lot of innovation in the last few decades. No big game changers since invention of the Web. Principally because the feds and other pols are always trying to regulate anything new. (Such as the Web.) 3D printing was bound to get the federal (or state) schnitz sooner or later.

Via The Fat Guy

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The Democrat economy starts to bite

Posted on February 20, 2013 | Comments Off on The Democrat economy starts to bite

Where have all of Wal-Mart’s customers gone?

“If Walmart sales don’t recover in the next few months, we may be in for a bumpy ride.”

Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

Via Megan McArdle

UPDATE:  The “mysterious” rise in gasoline prices isn’t helping. Those racist oil companies must be trying to make King Putz look bad. They should pass a law or sumthin’.

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Democrats: The party of Bull Connor, segregation, and the KKK

Posted on February 19, 2013 | Comments Off on Democrats: The party of Bull Connor, segregation, and the KKK

Yes, but, of course, the Republican Party is the party of white people. So says the New Republic, or rather its latest Leftist iteration. And, as always, its author is history-challenged, as Ann Coulter so effective demonstrates:

“In the presidential campaign the year before [1956], the Republican platform had expressly endorsed the Supreme Court decision in Brown v. Board of Education [desegregating public schools]. The Democratic platform did not.

“To the contrary, that year, 99 members of Congress signed the ‘Southern Manifesto’ denouncing the court’s ruling in Brown. Two were Republicans. Ninety-seven were Democrats.”

Even the 1964 Civil Rights Act, the watershed law that finally vanquished almost a hundred years of racial segregation, could not have passed without votes from the “party of white people.”

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