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Ebola: Another government screwup

There’s a reason the CDC looks like the Centers for Disease Confusion. It’s because its political masters long ago shifted it away from its primary duty of controlling contagious diseases to things like worrying about how many cigarettes Americans smoke or why lesbians get fat. Similarly the World Health Organization at the Dictator’s Club:

“The United Nations-run WHO has long been a growing irrelevance, as director-general Margaret Chan spent the week not in [Ebola ground-zero] Monrovia but Moscow, pontificating at a WHO conference aimed at raising global tobacco taxes. More disquieting are the failures of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the rest of the American public health establishment, which is supposed to be run by the government’s finest.”

“The government’s finest” has always been an oxymoron that only works in the Democrat media. Every time there’s a crisis (think Katrina or any hurricane), the federal government screws up the recovery. Then the pols promise how they’ll all do better next time and give the perpetrators more money and hire more bureaucrats to make more complexity to insure things will be screwed up next time.

Failure only succeeds when you’re using other people’s money.

Via WSJ and Instapundit.

UPDATE:  “The reality is that we have a nation[al government] of unscrupulous lawyers, amoral apparatchiks and political hacks whose only area of expertise is manipulating the electoral and governmental systems and getting rich by doing so…the government’s adamant refusal so far to ban travel to and from West Africa and its affected nations proves conclusively that Leftists are perfectly willing to have you die for their ideological beliefs.”

MORE: On the other hand, there’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, who’s more believable than most of them. If Wormtongue was any kind of leader, he’d have appointed Fauci ebola czar instead of his political hack buddy Klain.

Feeding the troll

Like many bloggers, I read Althouse and her commenters now and then, almost as consistently, in fact, as I read Instapundit, which is daily. So naturally I ran across the troll The Crack Emcee, a purported black American (and supposed half-sibling to the late jazz bassist Charlie Mingus, according to TCE’s Blogger profile) who examines everything (and I mean everything) through the filter of race.

Even her/his handle, supposedly, since it’s well known that mostly blacks use crack, the cheap version of cocaine. His/her avatar also is of a black man wearing shades. S/he (you can’t be sure of gender with anonymice) is pretty boring most of the time, as trolls generally are, with all the usual racist twaddle as if s/he is still stuck in 1963 wondering if Medgar will ever get justice.

It’s the other commenters who’ve finally begun firing back at him/her that’re amusing. Violating the first rule to never feed the troll, i.e. by acknowledging their existence. Amusing enough, however, for me to make a post about it. Such as Michael K.: “Do you ever have another thought cross your alleged mind? Al Sharpton is bright compared to you. Unless, of course, you are a racist white guy making blacks look stupid.”

Could be. As they used to say (and still should) on the Internet nobody knows you’re a dog. Unless you comment like the troll The Crack Emcee and prove it time after time. Or maybe I’m just jealous, not having had a troll of my own in a long time. I must have scared them all off. Even trolls can only take so much mockery.

When to lie to a cop

When he asks “How much cash do you have in the car?” Most advisable answer: “None.”

Under Civil Asset Forfeiture laws, the Badge Gang is rewarded for its official theft, often getting to keep what cash and other property they seize from people who are told they are suspected of a crime while never being charged with anything.

Happens a lot in Philadelphia, Pa., apparently. Happens rarely in Texas, it seems, and that makes sense because it wouldn’t happen here for very long without retribution.

“…this is legal extortion by people with guns and the power to imprison against innocent people…” says David Post at the Volokh Conspiracy.

Comedian John Oliver gets to the heart of the matter with humor that isn’t funny for long. He shows that the excuse these police thieves usually use is the government’s failed “drug war” that’s corrupted them and so much else.

Columbus or Indigenous Peoples Day?

Mr. Boy says the scuttlebutt among the new frosh at his high school is that Columbus Day will soon become Indigenous Peoples Day—to commemorate all the natives the dastardly Columbus & Co. killed, either directly or with imported disease.

Or you could take time to read the pre-Politically Correct version (well, 1991, anyhow), which really needs to have an ebook alternative, Little, Brown & Co.! Unless you’re now ashamed at having published it.

If the day does get changed, they should work the Jews in there somewhere. The year Columbus sailed (1492, ocean blue, etc.), his funding sources, Ferdinand and Isabella, kicked the Jews out of Spain. The ones who refused to become Catholics.

Via Instapundit.

Democrats: Immune to irony

So Wormtongue does his usual pre-election denounce-the-rich tap dance again, you know, the classic Democrat class warfare routine. But this time he does in the home of a rich man (literally Richman) where’s he’s collecting the big bucks:

“If Republicans win, we know who they’ll be fighting for,” Obama said. “Once again, the interests of billionaires will come before the needs of the middle class.”

Said the fellow whose increased regulations and taxes have done the most to destroy the middle class since FDR pretended to be fixing the Great Depression.

Via Instapundit.

Great Satan esteemed

They love us, they really love us. ISIS, that is:

“Who can reject this: ‘But, whoever to be killed at the hands of Americans will receive 144 virgin Hoor Al-ayn in janat…'”?

Now all we need to do is get it cleared up whether that’s virgins or raisins. Women or goats is another matter.

Via Simply Jews

Things women won’t admit

Disclosure by the Instapundit: “…the joys of cleaning public restrooms. I had a job where I had to do that in high school. It was indeed education, especially the women’s room, which was always worse.”

No surprise here.