Category Archives: Obamalot

Vice President Stupid does it again

Posted on February 24, 2013 | Comments Off on Vice President Stupid does it again

Joey Hairplugs, who seems to live for sounding like a tough guy, epitomizes Cactus Jack Garner’s famous remark that the vice presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm spit.

But when it comes to firearms advice, Slow Joe is an actual moron who advises Americans to break the law and injure their neighbors by firing shotguns in the air to ward off burglars. Or as the NRA puts it “As often as he puts his foot in his mouth, it’s a wonder Vice-President Joe Biden can walk.”

Oh, I don’t think he walks. He may not remember how. He”s been sucking on the federal teat his whole life and very probably only rides, in limos at our tax expense.

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King Putz vs King Caboose

Posted on February 23, 2013 | Comments Off on King Putz vs King Caboose

Mocking black people is a sure way to get called a racist nowadays, especially the current head black person, old Barry himself. But I have always enjoyed tweaking authority and, in particular, defying convention. And I just balk at using the monikers from all the African name changing, particularly Barry’s, who only changed his when he was in college in California.

But the name Barry, which he was called throughout his Indonesian and Hawaiian upbringing and into his early college years, is just too respectful for such a jerk. So I started calling him King Putz, which is Yiddish for fool. But, then, here lately, I have seen him referred to as King Caboose, which follows from his tendency to “lead from behind.”

Much safer that way, you see, for a pol who always voted “present” to avoid taking a controversial position. And King Caboose, instead of, say, lying party-boy, just has a nice ring to it. Thus, henceforth on this here blog, my friends, King Caboose it will be.

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What Difference Does It Make?

Posted on February 22, 2013 | Comments Off on What Difference Does It Make?

Now we know what the Hildabeast was doing while the Americans were dying in Ben Ghazi. And the probable cause of her little brain problem: too much sugar.

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The Democrat economy starts to bite

Posted on February 20, 2013 | Comments Off on The Democrat economy starts to bite

Where have all of Wal-Mart’s customers gone?

“If Walmart sales don’t recover in the next few months, we may be in for a bumpy ride.”

Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

Via Megan McArdle

UPDATE:  The “mysterious” rise in gasoline prices isn’t helping. Those racist oil companies must be trying to make King Putz look bad. They should pass a law or sumthin’.

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The Federal Badge Gang: Worst of a bad lot

Posted on February 17, 2013 | Comments Off on The Federal Badge Gang: Worst of a bad lot

Ever wonder why the feds need all those billions of rounds of ammunition they’re buying? The NRA says it’s normal, since each agency has an enforcement section. And, oh my, are they busy, busy little beavers.

“A U.S. Department of Education SWAT force burst into Kenneth Wright’s Stockton, Calif., home in June 2011. ‘I look out of my window, and I see 15 police officers,’ Wright told KXTV. Wright said one officer forced him by the neck onto the front lawn.

“‘He had his knee on my back, and I had no idea why they were there.’ While officers searched his house, Wright said, ‘They put me in handcuffs in a hot patrol car for six hours, traumatizing my kids,’ then ages 3, 7, and 11.

“The feds sought Wright’s estranged wife, apparently for suspected financial-aid fraud. However, she had moved away a year earlier.”

Financial aid fraud? Oh, yeah, that calls for a full Special Weapons And Tactics assault. By the U.S. Department of Education, no less. The bureaucrats sure are givin’ us an education.

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Can we impeach the president now?

Posted on February 16, 2013 | Comments Off on Can we impeach the president now?

Roger L. Simon, in arguing for a good “major motion picture” about the administration’s criminal behavior in the Ben Ghazi affair, sums up why impeachment is warranted:

“And mysteries abound – just where was the president of the United States that night our ambassador and others were under terror attack in North Africa?  Why wasn’t Obama directly involved? Why did the secretary of State pay so little attention?

“Just what was our ambassador to Libya doing in Benghazi that night anyway? Why were the perpetrators allowed to escape?  Why did the president lie for weeks about what transpired, trying to make a hopeless video nobody saw seem  the cause of the event?   And why were his lies covered up by CNN’s Candy Crowley [in the debate with Romney]? Why was no attempt made to save our people in the first place?”

This is only one reason to impeach King Putz. He was already complicit to an earlier murder. Not that we can expect the slumbering Democrat news media to support the idea, even if the stupid party dared. Rand Paul, maybe. Except that he’s a senator and under the oft-violated U.S. Constitution the House impeaches and the Senate tries. Mr. Boehner?

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A sure way to kill jobs

Posted on February 13, 2013 | Comments Off on A sure way to kill jobs

For all his boilerplate rhetoric last night about “growing jobs,” King Putz has a sure-fire way to kill a lot of jobs: raising the minimum wage to $9 an hour. Yep, that’ll do it. The burger flippers, the pizza makers, and the retail clerks will find their jobs going, going, gone.

I mean, if it was really so simple, by just waving a magic wand, why not raise them to $50 an hour? Probably because even the corrupt Democrats know what they’re doing and don’t want it to be any worse than it’s going to be. And it’s going to be bad, even if it does bring in more sucker votes for them in 2014, which is their motive.

UPDATE:  It’s nice to see that Speaker Boehner has the guts to just say no.

“When you raise the price of employment, guess what happens? You get less of it,” the Ohio Republican said in a news conference today in Washington. “Why do we want to make it harder for small employers to hire people?”

No Democrat voters are likely to thank him for it, but he’s certainly doing the low-wage ones a favor.

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