Category Archives: Rule 5

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Rule 5: London Andrews

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Rule 5: Georgina Burke

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Aussie Georgina is one of the most alluring of the new  “plus-size” models. Probably most realistic for most of us, as well. Well. We should be so lucky.

Rule 5: Lara Croft

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Lara, Lara, Lara, proper gun etiquette is to keep your fingers off the triggers until you are ready to fire. Those index fingers should be slid along the outside of the trigger guard whilst in the ready. Just sayin’.

Rule 5: Beach bunny

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Another bid for warm in cold, cold temps. We can dream, right? Click to biggerize for more, uh, detail.

Rule 5: Topless beaches

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An anonymouse to warm us up on this frigid New Year’s Eve in CenTex land, courtesy of Planck’s Constant way back in 2008. More at the link. Racier, too.

Rule 5: Anita Ekberg

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A famous, sometimes nude model of the 1950s, “Sylvia” in Fellini’s La Dolce Vita, and one of my pubescent fantasies. Some things we never forget. And, now, thanks to the magic of the Internet, we can’t.

UPDATE: Little story about her. I had a paper route at 13, delivering tabloids. In those days (1957) even tabloids didn’t run cheesecake so they had to deliver in words (carefully) what they couldn’t show. I remember being mesmerized by an item on how Ekberg supposedly lost her decolletage, flung her arms about herself to hold the dress up and flew to the ladies room. Concluded the copywriter: “Underneath Anita’s dress was just Anita.” I still get chills reading it.

MORE:  Sex Goddess Dies at 83. Adios, Anita.

Rule 5: Blake Lively

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She’s lively, alright. Which do you prefer, the front or the back? I dunno. The back holds my attention the longest.

Via Simply Jews, where they’re certainly getting into the hang of this Rule 5 business.