Category Archives: Scribbles

Strange Search Engine Queries

Once more with feeling. An idea cribbed from Dustbury, though we do not get near as many weird ones here at upstart Rancho Roly Poly as he does over at the fabled Bandwidth Wastage Station:

ализе фото  We could have sworn this was Greek until we did a little DuckDuckGo on it and discovered it was Rooskie. Either way it led right to one of our favorite Rule 5’s.

vietnam hot girls  This probably doesn’t belong on a list of the strange but who are we to complain? Like J.D. we saw few enough that looked like this (see link) back in the day (he says he saw none) but those few stayed in our memory to create a touch, however teensy weeny, of weak-kneed nostalgia for the place. Sans AK-47s.

mexican oldies Nope. Not this week or last or ever, actually. We do have a certain love for the Free Mexican Air Force, however, which is an oldie of a tune. Some say it refers to imbibing too much Tequila in one sitting (and swallowing the worm) tho like Peter Rowan we prefer to think of it as smoking the “fruits of the field,” the one cross-border commodity we have no gripe with.

sexy nude plus sized women models Plus-size women models we have here, in, uh, abundance, indeed. Sexy they are, as well. But nude? Not us, Google, we swear. Until the aforementioned link anyhow. Via Google, you may notice.

steyn ratzenberger tinker woodstock  Now oddly, we do know to what this refers, but you couldn’t prove it by Google any more. The Knowledge Vault must be kicking in. Fine by us as we are switching to DuckDuckGo, which is no stranger a name than Google, after all.

rick perry negatives  Yes, pilgrims, there are a few. But it was a great run while it lasted and many of us are going to miss ol’ Rick, the former Air Force C-130 pilot and always-Aggie, in the restored-mansion.

the houlihan lasso This one, we are happy to say, still points here in the first spot on a Google search and the 11th on DuckDuckGo. What it is and how it’s thrown are well-explained. But just how it came to be called Houlihan remains hidden in the mists of time. This might help, if you trust those sorts of things. One thing’s for sure, those Irish sure do get around.

nud yoga photo of amrican women We’ve no idea how this one led a searcher to us as our own search engine reveals nothing. All we can say for sure is we have no nud yoga photos of any kind, let alone of amrican women, whatever they are.

audits of american legions who does them? Uh, other than their own hierarchy, there was the IRS back in 2013. It was one of Wormtongue’s first uses of the agency to get back at his enemies, in this case the voters of Texas who did not want any more of his brand of “hope & change.”

whatever happened to ashley graham rule Not a thing, good sirs. With only four entries (so far) in the Rule 5 sweepstakes, she clearly rules.

known chinese submarine bases Ah, this has become a perennial favorite in the query category, though our in-house search engine doesn’t show any ready access to anything but the query. So the Chinese navy should please go pull a denial-of-service on someone else. Such as the Pentagon, or Obozo’s White House. Sank Kew, veery mooch.

whi wears a timex expedition  Whi does? What a coincidence. We does, too. Well, a Timex, though not the Expedition model. In fact our Timex fetish is the No. 11 spot in a DuckDuckGo search of these words. Call it syncronicity. (Actually we think whi is shorthand for the white-colored model of the watch. Ours is olive drab.)

The federal vulture prepares to swoop

The squirrely phrase “net neutrality” means different things to different people. It’s about as opaque a concept as there is. So, on the surface, the looming federal takeover of the Internet set to befall the world on Feb. 26 to protect “net neutrality” isn’t transparent at all. Until you do a little digging and discover that under the terms of its White House-approved 332-page plan the FCC will be outlawing any practice of any ISP anywhere that the agency decides is “unjust.”

Initially, as some contend, it will be about the size of the pipe, not the stuff that flows through it. But switching attention from the pipe to the quality of the flow will be a simple matter of redefining “unjust.” For instance, an ISP could be fined for “unjustly” hosting a blog or other site the FCC deems inaccurate or unfair. And there are plenty its White House master already doesn’t like, such as Drudge.

The current FCC regime “may promise forbearance,” concludes the Wall Street Journal, “but watch out, because that’s not how government works. The nature of bureaucracies is to grab power and expand it. Once the FCC assumes the authority to set ‘rates, terms and conditions’ across the online economy, expect a political land rush. The Beltway struggle for advantage will be so intense and the stakes so high…”

As our favorite Texas senator, Ted Cruz, says (in additon to his superb video mockery of our finally transparently-dishonest president) “…five unelected bureaucrats [are going to] regulate and control every aspect of the Internet….”

There’s even a side motive coming from leftist Democrats who want the old liberal alphabet news media (MSNBC & cBS, etc.) to regain the dominance they’ve lost to the Net and its many conservative and libertarian voices.

So, twenty years after the Web arose from the GUI (the graphical user interface) and launched the freest communications and business marketplace the world has ever seen—vibrant and profitable for all concerned—the federal vulture is going to swoop down and rend it.

And, not incidentally, set its talons for a broad censorship of ideas and opinions the Democrats and their mendacious president don’t like.

Via WSJ.

Why I trash comments

Most of the comments I trash are spam, pure and simple. But every now and then I get one from some clown who thinks insulting me is a really cool move.

I don’t mind disagreement. Some of my favorite commenters disagree with me frequently. I admit it took a while for me to accept it. I used to get nasty emails and phone calls when I was a newspaperman. Some people, I am convinced, lived for demanding corrections on this or that piece of mine or someone else’s. Newspapers like to pretend they correct gladly. They don’t.

In the old days we could snarl back on the phone. We sometimes even put angry callers on the speaker phone so everyone in the vicinity could laugh at them. And they could hear the laughter and our ripostes.

Later, with declining circulation and advertising revenue, it became policy at many papers to treat everyone, no matter how irascible, with respect. I hated it. I once wound up being sent to a psychologist for lessons in how to make nice with jerks. Ugh.

So when I started blogging, the first few times I got a rebuttal on a post I trashed it immediately. I gradually relaxed. I don’t do that anymore. Except in one instance: when the commenter insults me. Like a recent fellow Texas blogger did in calling a post of mine stupid which, of course, is the same as calling me stupid.

Even then I thought about approving the comment and arguing with him. I finally decided the insult was his idea of making his argument more profound. Of course, it didn’t. It only gave it a snarl and I’ve had enough of those. His comment was trashed.

As yours will be if you forget this simple rule: disagree all you want but no matter how much my post may upset you, don’t insult me. This isn’t somebody else’s house where I only get a paycheck. It’s all mine and I make the rules.

The birth of the ballpoint

“The greatest interest in the ballpoint pen came from American flyers who had been to Argentina during World War II. Apparently it was ideal for pilots because it would work well at high altitudes and, unlike fountain pens, did not have to be refilled frequently.”

Argentina? That’s where the Jewish-Hungarian Ladislas Biro and his brother, Georg fled World War II and set up a factory in 1943 to manufacture their ballpoint invention. They were still developing it in 1944 when they ran out of money. The Eberhard Faber Company paid them $500,000 for the rights to manufacture it in the U. S. But it still needed work.

Finally, in 1945, Gimbels sold 10,000 aluminum ballpoint pens in one day at $12.50 each. Today, of course, they’re made of plastic and so cheap that businesses give them away for advertising.

Via IdeaFinder & Ian McEwen’s novel The Innocent where I saw the flyer connection mentioned and got curious. Which you can do with the Internet.

Banning “Jihad” at Al Jiz

Looks like an Al Jiz story finally is going to get traction.

Make that a National Review story about Al Jazeera English, the Quatari network that is, as Breitbart News puts it “the proverbial tree in a forest no one hears fall.”

Until now. Al Jiz America has lately been leaking internal emails like the Titanic did seawater. A new one shows management has banned its reporters’ use of the words terrorist, Islamist and jihad in most cases.

Banning words is a characteristic of a third-rate news organization. Nice to have that cleared up.

Via National Review Online.

Submit Your Questions

And I will provide answers.

(What else is an Oracle for?)

Via Sine Qua Non, a blog I miss rather much.

Snowden to return to SXSW

Well, via Skype, anyhow. The famous “human rights activist” and Russian dupe is scheduled to perform his latest routine on March 10. While Austin’s Commie libs swoon over their favorite resident of Putinistan.

“Now that Ed Snowden has been in Russia for more than eighteen months, having settled into a cosy domestic arrangement with his stripper dancer girlfriend, his long-term presence in Putinistan has become a bit of an embarrassment to Ed’s admirers who possess any sense of honesty and/or decency. His sponsor and protector is a KGB thug who does smash-and-grabs against other countries, and for normals this is a tad incongruous with Snowden’s saintly status…”

Ah, well, “honesty and decency” have always been highly fungible terms to Austin Lefties.

Via The XX Committee.