Tag Archives: Althouse

Fearing Trump

“Consider whether Trump is revealing something that has long been true about the American presidency, that he is not such a great outlier. And I’m not just talking about Obama. I’m thinking about all the Presidents I remember in my lifetime. It’s a trajectory, and if you plot it out, you’d see that Trump is next. Trump is next, we are idiots, and we are screwed.”

Oh, I don’t know. Other than the fact that he’s a probable ringer for (as Ace calls her) Grandmonster Hillary, how could he (or even Socialist Bernie) possibly be any worse than our perpetually-lying adolescent, affirmative-action hire Barry Hussein?

Via Althouse.

UPDATE:  Trump booted Univision’s pro-illegals “journalist” from his presser. Then allowed him back and more or less said he didn’t mind illegals, only the criminal ones: “I want the [good ones] to come back.” But legally. What a concept! And the other Ann (Coulter) likes him.

Our alleged “violent society”

Leave it to the police chief of leftist Madison, Wisconsin, to come up with dishonest excuse for the latest police killing of an unarmed young man, as troublesome as half-black Tony Robinson may have been beforehand:

Given the ever-increasing violent nature of our society, we train diligently on the use of force. A plethora of time is given to non-lethal alternatives and tools. Deadly force training include countless reps of disengagement, movement, distance, and cover.

“Furthermore, we incorporate numerous training exercises where the outcome is predicated on ‘no shoot’ outcomes…While we are always looking to adopt best practices in how use of force outcomes can be improved, we will not be departing from the same standards that govern police use of force across this state (and country). . . ”

Despite the lowest violent crime rates in decades country-wide. Miriam Carey could not be reached for comment.

Via Althouse.

Randomness in Madison, Wisconsin

As Althouse commenter Michelle Dulak Thomson says of Friday night’s (the beginning of Shabbat by the way) destructive spray-painting of vulgar and anti-Jewish language on more than two dozen homes and some of their vehicles:

“Sooooo … a vandal randomly attacking houses in Madison (pop. 233K+) just manages to hit the home of the president of the Jewish Federation of Madison, and also the house across the street? Forgive me for thinking this is roughly as ‘random’ as shooting up a ‘bunch of folks in some deli’ that just happens to be kosher…People, this isn’t random, and it isn’t anti-Zionism. It’s anti-Semitism, it’s virulent, and it’s evil.”

And it’s becoming more prevalent in Europe and in lefty college towns across the U.S. The Western world  just cannot let go of its favorite scapegoat.

Via Althouse.

Mellow Yellow

Okay, I razzed Mr. B. for being a dope and now it’s my turn. Remember Donovan? The hippy-dippy singer whose 1967 song Mellow Yellow was about getting high off bananas? Somehow, either in the lyrics or just scuttlebutt, word got around that you were supposed to bake the skins. So I did.

As J.D. recalls:  “His ‘Mellow Yellow’ set off a panic among the establishment about kids getting high from smoking bananas. ‘Electrical bananas, gonna be a sudden craze, electrical bananas, gonna be the very next phase.’ The ‘establishment’ was on a continual freak about anybody being able to get high from something” other than alcohol.

Yep. So I baked it and then I scraped some of the baked part off and then I ate it. Awful, really awful. And waited for the buzz to begin. And waited and waited. And waited some more. And I was a senior in college at the time. And really dumb.

Via Mouth of the Brazos.

Feeding the troll

Like many bloggers, I read Althouse and her commenters now and then, almost as consistently, in fact, as I read Instapundit, which is daily. So naturally I ran across the troll The Crack Emcee, a purported black American (and supposed half-sibling to the late jazz bassist Charlie Mingus, according to TCE’s Blogger profile) who examines everything (and I mean everything) through the filter of race.

Even her/his handle, supposedly, since it’s well known that mostly blacks use crack, the cheap version of cocaine. His/her avatar also is of a black man wearing shades. S/he (you can’t be sure of gender with anonymice) is pretty boring most of the time, as trolls generally are, with all the usual racist twaddle as if s/he is still stuck in 1963 wondering if Medgar will ever get justice.

It’s the other commenters who’ve finally begun firing back at him/her that’re amusing. Violating the first rule to never feed the troll, i.e. by acknowledging their existence. Amusing enough, however, for me to make a post about it. Such as Michael K.: “Do you ever have another thought cross your alleged mind? Al Sharpton is bright compared to you. Unless, of course, you are a racist white guy making blacks look stupid.”

Could be. As they used to say (and still should) on the Internet nobody knows you’re a dog. Unless you comment like the troll The Crack Emcee and prove it time after time. Or maybe I’m just jealous, not having had a troll of my own in a long time. I must have scared them all off. Even trolls can only take so much mockery.

We lost, we can all go back to hating soccer

Now that the U.S. soccer team was beaten by Germany by a measly one point (despite still needing to lose to Belgium, which they probably will), we can all go back to waiting for football (the real football) season to begin.

As my favorite political columnist, Ann Coulter, says: In soccer, “everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in. That’s when we’re supposed to go wild. I’m already asleep.”

Scoring in real football—tackle football y’all—is never done by accident, not with 300-pounders trying to crush you before you get to the goal line.

Via Althouse.

Give me spicy ketchup or give me death

I didn’t think it was really possible to find 24 things I’d miss about Texas if I left. But there is. Mostly. Read it and weep.

No Whataburger (the spicy ketchup) would be bad enough. No Blue Bell would be intolerable. And where else in the country could I legally drive 100 plus mph—besides I-10 west of San Antone?

So forget it. I ain’t leavin’.

Via Althouse (not that her Yankee commenters care, but what do they know).

UPDATE:  Do like this comment, however: “Oy. I do think, however, that “Texas” should be taught as one of the basic geometric shapes, along with the circle, rectangle, triangle, and square.”