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Don’t picnic here

Think of this list as the anti-Texas Monthly look at tourism in the Lone Star. Courtesy of Banjo Jones.

Guy Town

In Matamoras and other Mexican border towns, the legal bordello is called "Boy’s Town." In Austin, beginning about a hundred and thirty years ago and extending into the teens of the 20th century when it was outlawed, the red light district was called "Guy Town." The funny part is that its remains were only finally explored by private archeologists a few years ago, right before Austin built its new downtown city hall, more or less on the same spot. So you could say that today’s elected whores are approriately located.

The mother of Texas?

More like one of the first entrepreneurs with a vivid imagination. Jane Long was the wife of an early "filibuster," meaning an American who tried to organize the overthrow of the government of Mexico.

James Long disappeared on this very day in 1821 and she gave birth to a daughter a few months later. Years after, she would claim to "the mother of Texas," because of the birth, though historians say other pregnant Anglos preceded her in the feat.

In her old age, she claimed to have been courted by such luminaries as Houston, Lamar and Milam. 

Ellis Island of the West

It didn’t last long, only from 1907 through 1914, and only ten thousand passed through. But for a time, Galveston was the Ellis Island of the West for Jews escaping persecution in Russia. A littleknown piece of Texana worth the read. "Forgotten Gateway," on Galveston’s 75-year history as a port of entry, a new exhibit of the Bob Bullock Texas History Museum in Austin, is scheduled to open in February.

Beggars and bums

We’re back in Austin, where every street corner features a black or white panhandler with a sign declaring him/herself to be "homeless," something notably absent in southern Indiana where we went last weekend for a family funeral. It wasn’t something I really noticed, the absence of these beggars up there along the Ohio River, until we landed in Austin last night and I went outside the baggage claim area for a cigarette. I was immediately hit up by a young man, who wanted a cigarette. I only had the one, the others being in my bag, and I told him so, and he became very indignant, as if I was somehow compromising his "right" to mooch successfully. But he went away. Not a minute later, a young woman came up and asked for one, too. At least she wasn’t indignant, just disappointed. Austin attracts these people like a magnet. Most of them are well-dressed and able-bodied. Just lazy, apparently. I suppose it’s the warm weather, or else the general liberal tendency to indulge them. They aren’t as evident in the state’s more conservative cities.

Of buffalo

JD Allen in Brazoria has another interesting riff, this one on buffalos and Hollywood, with bulls and cows mixed in and around there. This is the sort of buffalo I was preoccupied with earlier, an IED hunter, in a link to something Teflon Don was describing. But JD’s is the more elemental, mythic American Great Plains animal you have heard of. Speedy devil.

Our wet month

May is fixin’ to live up to her name. Some big storms that have been edging closer all week are due to poke their noses into our atmosphere by this evening, possibly strong, possibly bringing heavy rain. Tonight through Thursday night. Figures. I finished the backyard yesterday. Nothing makes St. Augustine grow fast like a big rain.

UPDATE  Line of storms–stretching from Georgetown to San Antonio–is moving in at 10:45 p.m. An hour later, the rain had moved on and the rancho had a mere tenth of an inch. Ho hum.