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The Ghost of Plumbing Past

Our pal Akaky, one of the (apparently few) literate denizens of the upper regions of the Vampire State, frequently works at trying to be funny. And sometimes he scores big, as in this post of the preceding headline:

“One would think, given that the dead are, in fact, dead, and therefore have no further need for an excretory system that they would choose to inhabit some other portion of the house, like the living room, the bedrooms, or the kitchen, rooms redolent with time and family memory, unlike the bathroom, which is only redolent of last night’s dinner.”

Read on. If you need a good laugh. And who doesn’t?

Our Illinois Incitatus

I am, of course, very pleased at the voters’ “immense repudiation” of Wormtongue, as the Streetwise Professor has it. As a commenter there wrote: “…his base of black, student, Hispanic and cemetery voters stayed home.” Heh.

Indeed, as PJMedia’s Michael Ledeen says, the Worm and his party were rejected and “On your current record, you’re doomed.  Surely you noticed that the good young talent is Republican, and that young voters are getting distinctly reddish?

Likewise I was delighted to see the comeuppance for the smirking pollsters who “rank a close second to Obama in The Biggest Loser results…”

But Akaky at The Passing Parade notes we still are stuck with the adolescent ADHD jackass for another two years. Still time for plenty of mischief.

“…our Illinois Incitatus appears to think of his current office as being akin to being the Mayor of Chicago, except with better golf courses and nuclear weapons.”

Fortunately for us, he only uses the former, not the latter. So far, anyhow.

Incitatus? You could look it up. It was the name of Caligula’s horse and means “swift” in Latin which, as regards Wormtongue, apparently is meant to be ironic. ‘Cause he ain’t too.

Via The Passing Parade & Streetwise Professor.

Life in the Mold Pit

Life, that is, with such critters as the Messiah of the Jews and the UFO Man in the Mold Pit where Akaky works in Our Happy Little Burg. Which he says is 65 miles north of de Blasio’s demented NYC though still in the Vampire State. Just not quite far enough north to be in the dreaded Upstate where as Akaky says “the trees grow without permission of the Parks Department.”

I always knew New York was a weird place and have, thusly, avoided it lo these many years. But Akaky at least makes it readable. Check it out.

Via The Passing Parade.

Pity Huma? Ha, laugh at her

“Here she is, a proud warrioress of Islam, devoted to spreading the True Faith by any means necessary amongst the loathsome kaffirs who dwell in benighted darkness in the Dar al-Harb with their loose women and their thirty minute pizza delivery and their flush toilets, and she is stuck with this idiot Jew who can’t stop showing off his tallywhacker to any woman who wants to take a look at it.”

Via Akaky at The Passing Parade

Aiding the Mexican economy

Just one of Obamacare’s unintended consequences. A Passing Parade reprise.

Ross Perot’s 1992 giant sucking sound soon will be “the sound of Grandma going to one of the scores of new hospitals in Tijuana, Nogales, and Ciudad Juarez that will cater to Americans getting around the restrictions of ObamaCare. Yes indeed, the President’s health care plan will do wonders for the Mexican economy.”

Since I doubt the Supremes will rule all of it unconstitutional. More’s the pity.

UPDATE: Indeed, the Supremes confirmed their recent love of big government by upholding the whole thing.

And the Wall Street Journal, among others, predicts Obamacare will lead to fewer choices for Americans, making Akaky’s prediction of a Mexican bonanza very likely to come true. While American business tries to adapt to 2,700 pages of new regulations and the economy wallows in confusion and regret.

Unintended health consequences

Ross Perot’s 1992 giant sucking sound soon will be "the sound of Grandma going to one of the scores of new hospitals in Tijuana, Nogales, and Ciudad Juarez that will cater to Americans getting around the restrictions of ObamaCare. Yes indeed, the President’s health care plan will do wonders for the Mexican economy."

Heh.

Via The Passing Parade.

Seven Things I Love

Snoopy The Goon says he’s tagged me and I have to tag seven others in this venerable blogospheric game. It’s a new one for me, but I’m honored to try.

I’ll try not to make it too, too sentimental. Inject a little humor here and there, if possible. Here goes. And, except for No. 1 and No. 2, not necessarily in this order.

1) The Creator of the Universe. Who made a few big mistakes here and there, but I know he/she/it tries. And needs all the help he/she/it can get–whether that’s in any accepted theology or not.

2) Mr. Boy and Mrs. Charm and the rest of the clan, kith as well as kin.

3) A good night’s sleep. Sometimes hard to come by in increasing old age.

4) A good read. Fiction or non-fiction, book or blog post or media article, it doesn’t matter.

5) Sitting on the condo balcony at Port Aransas at night every summer watching the twinkling lights on the offshore oil rigs. Just thinking about all that non-Saudi oil makes me happy, even if I don’t own a well.

6) Texas. Anywhere (even Houston). Anytime. Rain or shine. Drought or flood.

7) Writing. Anything. I’m presently embarked on a book of Texana, though the research is not going well. A recently completed Civil War novel is piling up the rejection slips. But I’ll keep querying agents, and probably try another one of those before long.

And now, as Mr. Goon says, to the victims: Scott Chafin, CGHill, Alan Sullivan, John Salmon, whose comments I can never get to work, so I’ll link this and, maybe, he’ll see it, JD Allen, MK Freeberg, whose WordPress comment thingie on "the blog no one ever reads (except me)," keeps rejecting me, so I’ll try another link he might see, and Akaky Bashmachkin.